The Metaphysics Master Transmigrates to the 1970s and Uses Science to Exorcise Demons

Lin Yanyan had barely graduated when she inherited her mother's profession and became a renowned master of the occult. Then she unexpectedly transmigrated into a period novel as a cannon-fodder female character who dies from the start.

Facing her cheap parents, who wanted to sell her off as a wife to an old bachelor, Lin Yanyan arched an eyebrow.

"Looks like I need to teach you a lesson before you can tell who's in charge."

She casually summoned a little ghost to possess her parents, making them strip and run naked in front of the entire village. They were arrested on the spot for public indecency. Then she controlled the old bachelor, making him charge into the latrine and gobble away, leaving him infamous throughout the village.

This absurd spectacle made Lin Yanyan famous in the little mountain village of the 1970s. Rumor had it that she was possessed by an immortal, and villagers seeking fortune-telling or ghost-catching crowded around the Lin family home.

When word reached the police station, the officers charged out to arrest the charlatan, steamed buns in their mouths. But as soon as they arrived, they saw Lin Yanyan leading villagers possessed by ghosts in morning exercises, shouting slogans:

"Build strong bodies, defend our country, contribute to society. It's everyone's responsibility!"

The police: ?

After the exercises, the villagers felt better all over. Lin Yanyan, who had secretly eliminated the evil spirits, had won the people's hearts. She transformed into the village's counselor, leading the campaign to promote science and stamp out superstition:

A blue-faced zombie was hunting children at night. She charged in with a hammer and sickle, shouting that no spirits were allowed to become monsters after the founding of the People's Republic, and beat it into a pig. Then she counseled the frightened villagers, saying wild boars had been spotted in the mountains and they should trust science.

The production brigade leader secretly raised a little ghost to harm the villagers. She stood outside his house and read an entire political textbook, exorcising the ghost on the spot. The leader then wailed as he went to the police station to confess to embezzlement.

Chu Zechuan, a young officer in the police force, followed her around and picked up plenty of achievements. He also brought Lin Yanyan food now and then. Grateful, she thumped her chest and promised to take him with her when she made it big. Blushing, he smiled and said yes.

But after Lin Yanyan saved up enough to move to the capital and rose to the top of the occult world again, the young village policeman had become a high-ranking military officer. The tall man, nearly six feet tall, blocked the doorway of her cramped rental. The medals on his chest and shoulders nearly blinded her.

"Does your promise to be with me once you made it big still stand?"

Lin Yanyan's eyes widened even more.

Did she really say that?!

Quirky, hilarious occult prodigy x stern, no-nonsense military officer with a tender heart

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All male leads are virgins | Romantic rivalry showdown | Multiple endings, the heroine gives them all a home

A shameless but timid heartthrob who flirts and runs x a bunch of handsome men who all compete for her

After transmigrating into a book, the honest Luo Shi was still a cannon-fodder office drone. She only wanted a normal nine-to-five life, but the All Mine System latched onto her.

The System gave Luo Shi the body of a lucky pervert. After that, whenever she went to the supermarket to pay, a college-age male cashier's shirt buttons would "accidentally" pop off and hit her in the face, revealing his impressive pectorals.

When she went to work, she would "accidentally" strip her evil boss and pin him across her lap, spanking him hard.

When she went to the hospital, the male nurse changing her dressing would "accidentally" get soaked and fall into her arms, feeling all too good.

Luo Shi was an honest woman who normally wouldn't even dare hold a man's hand. A string of steamy encounters frightened her into hiding under the covers with the gentle husband next door for comfort, where she kept accidentally running into the abs of a beauty fresh out of the bath.

Then she discovered that the warm-hearted man who took such good care of her had plastered his room with all kinds of photos of her.

The System immediately arranged for her to pick up an arrogant, younger movie star.

The handsome young wolfdog had a sharp tongue. He tried to seduce her with nipple piercings, only for her to catch him looking pathetic as he cried from the pain of getting them done.

But the wolfdog's jealousy knew no bounds. He wouldn't even let her sign up for a workout class with a dark-skinned, muscular male trainer, and he got into a fight with the man.

Luo Shi shook her head. As a sensible and upright woman, she would never let such a jealous man into the Luo household.

So, with tears in her eyes, she accidentally buried her face in the manly chest of the trainer's grandpa, hoping he would be a virtuous man at her side.

The male trainer was quiet, mature, and dependable. He also knew better than to ask for a title, and simply served her in bed in every position.

It was just that his eggs were too big, and Luo Shi couldn't take it. She held her aching waist and fled in the middle of the night.

She thought the abstinent, aloof older CEO would be her final harbor. She happily and accidentally pulled down his underwear and slapped his full, rounded buttocks.

Only to discover that he let it all hang out in bed, throwing any pretense of abstinence to the dogs.

Luo Shi pulled up her skirt and pretended not to know him. Then she ran into a pair of twins, one a brother with a spiritual pearl and the other a younger brother with a demon pill, and played their shameless game of guessing who was the older brother and who was the younger.

After they had played her until her mind went blank, she tremblingly lit a cigarette, only to discover in horror that the twins were the damn System that had ruined her peaceful life!

In the end, all the handsome men she'd provoked cornered her against a wall.

The gentle husband raised a pair of shackles and smiled in a sickly way.

"Be good, Xiao Shi. Let's go home, okay?"

The younger wolfdog sank his teeth into her neck.

"I-I'll let you keep other men on the side, okay? Just don't leave me!"

The shy, dark-skinned, muscular man guided her hand to his chest chain.

"Xiao Shi, this is your favorite. Let's go back and take our time, okay?"

The abstinent CEO gritted his teeth as he looked at the crowd.

"And you said I was the one with a strong sex drive? I think you're just as insatiable. Come with me, and I promise you won't be able to get out of bed!"

The twins who were actually the System each clung to one of her arms and pleaded.

"Host, Host, pick us! We've been yours from the very beginning~"

Luo Shi sighed. She only wanted to find a good man who was both seductive and refined, passionate and thrifty, and good at keeping a home. Why was it so hard?

The handsome men, all crowding around her, shouted:

"Pick me! I'm the one who can be your harbor!"

Theme: Trust science and reject superstition.