The Entire University Transmigrates to Go Scamming

A goofy little ray of sunshine, a delicate college girl X a grumpy, ill-tempered, tsundere general

As a delicate college student of the new era, Tong Zhenzhen not only transmigrates, but lands right in a military camp where human body parts are flying everywhere. The dog of a ritualist who summoned her says he hopes a god of war from another world can help them fight.

The girl who can twist her back just by rolling over in bed and end up in the ER: ?

Fortunately, all the delicate students from her university have been summoned too, and each of them gets a System.

The general mistakes them for monsters because they can't communicate, and wants to behead them? No problem. The linguistics student pulls out a translation System, gives everyone a communication buff, and even helps the army of illiterates negotiate with Western envoys, earning them official titles and generous rewards.

She brings a virus with her and infects an entire military camp, so the general wants to execute her? The medical students raise their hands. Sure, they failed their classes, but they have a medical System. They even cure the plague spreading nearby, and the people flock around them, helping the ritualists establish their image as divine officials.

Tong Zhenzhen watches her once-equally-useless, delicate classmates make a name for themselves in the military camp with all kinds of Systems. Meanwhile, all she has is some sort of Crispy Shark System, which turns other people into delicate, fragile types like her through physical contact.

System: The organization has high hopes for you. We've specially assigned you the mission of maintaining world peace!

Tong Zhenzhen glances at the world outside the camp, riven by conflict between multiple nations, where even stray dogs fight over food, then lies back down.

I can't do it.

But then General Xie Ci, whose explosive temper makes both gods and men hate him, comes over with a warm smile.

Of course you can!

Our side's [Xie Ci] uses [Throw Delicate College Girl]. The enemy army becomes fragile overnight, suffering broken bones and dislocated joints as they howl in pain. Our troops win without a fight. An outstanding result!

Tong Zhenzhen, who's been treated like a biological weapon: Got it. If everyone's fragile, nobody can fight, and then we'll have world peace, right? I'll take the whole university and go get people to bump into us!

System:

End the wars, and you'll all get into graduate school without an entrance exam!

So the entire university mobilizes. With a wave of Tong Zhenzhen's golden finger, anyone she's touched gains the same ability to turn people fragile on contact. The college students rub their hands together, charge at every army they see, and deliberately fall over in front of them, like a plague of locusts.

In the tenth year of the chaotic era, no one knows where those divine officials who call themselves "delicate college students" came from. They're everywhere, shouting, "For Lahu'an's peace!" and falling in the path of every army, large and small, with well-trained precision and perfect coordination.

They are extremely frail, yet somehow impossible to kill. Every army they've terrorized loses its fighting strength. Even Changhao's elite Abyss-Shattering Army falls to them. The name "delicate college students" soon resounds across the nations. Generals fall silent when they hear it, and soldiers weep.

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Below is the blurb for my upcoming fantasy novel, "The Metaphysics Master Transmigrates to the 1970s and Exorcises Ghosts Scientifically." Please give it a bookmark, my dears!

Lin Yanyan has barely graduated when she takes over her mother's business and becomes a renowned master in the world of metaphysics. But she unexpectedly transmigrates into a period novel as a cannon-fodder villainess who dies miserably from the start.

Faced with her cheap parents, who want to sell her off as a wife to an old bachelor, Lin Yanyan raises an eyebrow.

Guess I need to teach you who's boss.

She grabs a little ghost and possesses her parents, making them strip naked and run through the village in front of everyone. They're arrested on the spot for hooliganism. Then she controls the old bachelor, making him charge into the dry latrine and gobble things down, earning him a dreadful reputation in the village.

This ridiculous incident makes Lin Yanyan famous in the little mountain village of the 1970s. Rumors spread that a deity has possessed her, and the Lin family home is soon surrounded by villagers wanting fortunes told and ghosts caught.

The news reaches the police station. The officers rush off to arrest the charlatan, buns in their mouths, only to find Lin Yanyan leading a group of villagers possessed by ghosts through their radio exercises as they shout slogans:

Build strong bodies, defend the homeland, and take responsibility for building society!!!

The police: ?

After the exercises, the villagers feel better all over. Lin Yanyan has secretly gotten rid of the evil spirits and won the people's hearts. She transforms into the village's counselor, leading everyone in promoting the scientific spirit and fighting superstition:

A green-faced zombie hunts children at night. She grabs a hammer and sickle, shouting that nothing is allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic, and beats it until it looks like a pig. She comforts the frightened villagers, telling them it was just a wild boar from the mountain and that they must believe in science.

The production brigade leader secretly keeps a little ghost and uses it to harm the people. Lin Yanyan stands outside his house and reads an entire political textbook. The little ghost is sent to the afterlife on the spot, and the brigade leader wails as he goes to the police to confess to embezzlement.

The young police officer Chu Zechuan follows in her footsteps, picking up plenty of commendations, and often brings Lin Yanyan food. Grateful, she thumps her chest and promises she'll help him succeed someday. He blushes and smiles, saying, "All right."

But after Lin Yanyan saves up enough money to move to the capital and reaches the pinnacle of the metaphysics world again, the village's young police officer has become a high-ranking military officer. The tall man, a full six feet, blocks the door of her cramped rental apartment. The medals on his chest and shoulders nearly blind her.

"Does your promise still stand, the one where you said you'd be with me once you made it?"

Lin Yanyan's eyes widen even further.

Did I say that?!

A quirky, goofy metaphysics prodigy X a stern, serious military big shot with a heart of gold

Theme: Unity is strength.