[Weibo: @Wu Jiang Qing Shang]
Wen Xuzhou was a little-known streamer in the looks category on a certain platform. His motto in life: flirt with money, not people.
He dreamed of a rich, shameless top donor who would shower him with gifts without saying a word and help him escape his miserable life.
And then a big spender really showed up, tossing out a hundred thousand right off the bat, along with a shocking private message: "Want to date, handsome?"
Wen Xuzhou: ???
When he added him on WeChat, he saw the man's ID was "Gentle Breeze, Clear Skies." His profile picture was a pink lotus in full bloom, and his status read "Contentment brings happiness." Every other thing he said was about "Tai Chi," "gardening," or "science fiction novels."
Well, this wasn't some rich sponsor. This was clearly a retired old cadre.
Wen Xuzhou pictured him as bald, with a beer belly, wearing a white undershirt and keeping goji berries in a thermos.
Fine. For the money, he'd put up with it. An electronic pet was still a pet, after all. He'd just have to keep him happy.
And so the atmosphere in his livestream gradually went off course:
Other streamers' top donors: "Cuddle me, wifey~ Dance for me~"
His top donor: "End your stream early. Don't stay up late. I ordered you a healthy meal. Remember to eat it."
Other streamers' PK battles: The crowd was fired up, and the battle music was blasting!
His PK battles: His top donor showered him with gifts and crushed the competition.
As Wen Xuzhou counted money until his hands cramped, his inner monologue went wild: He's so rich, I love him. But this fatherly affection... is kind of... appealing? Whatever, the money is even more appealing.
Until one day, the uncle wanted to meet him in person. Wen Xuzhou had always been curious about what he looked like, so in a moment of impulse, he agreed.
He regretted it the very next second and spent the night drawing lots: "What to Do If Your Boyfriend Is Too Ugly," "108 Ways to Escape," "How to Elegantly Call Him Uncle"...
On the day they met, Wen Xuzhou saw a gorgeous, ascetic-looking man in a suit, broad-shouldered and long-legged, whose looks put even a top-tier star to shame.
The man spoke in the familiar, deep voice: "Want to date, handsome?"
Wen Xuzhou: "??? Handsome, who are you? Where's my retired old cadre who loves Tai Chi and gardening?"
Qin Yan pushed up his glasses. "Well, I do martial arts. And the flowers I grow are in my backyard."
Straightforward, domineering CEO top x money-loving, good-looking streamer bottom
P.S. Reality > virtual world
Theme: Reality > virtual world
