Did Miss Matsusaka Find a Match Today?

(The main story is complete. Bonus chapters will be posted after the New Year, so feel free to enjoy!)

I'm Matsuzaka, the star beauty teacher of the Rose Class at Futaba Kindergarten.

As the saying goes, you can't have it all in life; if you gain something, you must lose something. But this is already my 378th failed blind date, come on!

And this time, something was especially different: my blind date actually died right in front of me. This isn't the right set, is it?

Before I could even make sense of that high school detective's reasoning, the culprit came after me too. This is way too dangerous! And that curly-haired officer who just arrived even scolded me!

After barely making it to the evening and drowning my sorrows in drinks, a goddess of marriage suddenly appeared. What? The goddess has KPIs too? And she's blaming me for dragging her to the bottom of the rankings.

Well, that's that. I've been bound to a dating System, and my dream of marrying a rich husband might still come true! (Really?)

One day, the Detective Boys ran into the Kasukabe Defense Force, and the two sides got into a heated argument.

The topic at the center of it all was the beautiful but short-tempered teacher Matsuzaka. Both sides seriously debated which man was actually her boyfriend.

The Detective Boys passionately called out, "Brother Amuro!"

The Kasukabe Defense Force, however, each had a different pick. The little kids all offered their own opinions, while Shin-chan, who was being unserious and doing his bare-bottom dance, was temporarily kicked out of the meeting.

Shin-chan shrugged and sighed helplessly. "Why not say Brother Matsuda?"

---- Coming Soon: A New Story ----

Has Nene Gone Viral Today?

The self-proclaimed captain of the Kasukabe Defense Force, Nene, is here! She debuted under the name Nene three years ago, but she's still a nobody in the entertainment industry.

Just when she thought she'd never get her big break, she awakened a special ability!

Nene affectionately calls her power "Screenwriter, Get Writing!" After all, she can freely write all kinds of scripts in her dreams at night, and there are plenty of handsome guys acting in them!

There's the exotic type, the mature and gentle type, and the cool, rational type. Every handsome guy in her dreams is totally immersed in his role! And if she clears the story, her inspiration and acting skills explode when she wakes up!

But as she dreams more and more often, everything seems to start spiraling out of control.

She begins running into the male leads from her dreams in real life. They're just as charming as they were in her dreams. Help, Nene's heart is about to stop behaving!

Strange... These handsome guys all seem to know her pretty well...

A certain undercover officer has been having all kinds of weird dreams for many nights in a row.

Today, he's an overbearing CEO, a third party fighting a timid husband for his beautiful wife. Tomorrow, he's a loyal knight protecting his lord's wife, constantly testing the limits of what he should do...

He really does have high moral standards! Why does he keep playing these roles?

One day, his superior suddenly assigns him to get close to a young actress. That's when he discovers that she looks exactly like the female lead in his dreams, though her personality is even more quirky and unpredictable.

With his little secret on his mind, he finally gets together for a meal with his fellow recruits. Over dinner, they talk about the strange dreams they've been having lately. When they compare notes, every dream turns out to be its own absurd, melodramatic mess.

Only then does the officer learn that the female lead in everyone's dreams is that same girl. But with his sharp instincts, he notices that a few people are reacting rather strangely...

The Thousand-Faced Witch has been a little troubled lately. Her young apprentice seems poised to become a breakout star in the entertainment industry. At first, the heir to the Sotsuoto family asked her to look after the girl, but she's grown genuinely fond of her.

Now the organization wants her to persuade the girl to become one of its informants. She'd only just talked the boss out of pursuing the idea when that Bourbon fellow had the nerve to approach her dear apprentice on his own.

She'll have to teach her apprentice to watch out for men's honey traps...

*Both main stories are told in third person. I'll follow the original works as closely as I can, but since these are crossovers that combine multiple worlds, there will inevitably be plenty of headcanon and out-of-character moments. Please bear with me. Check my profile for other preorders, including The Troubles of Having Too Many Handsome Guys (Aoi) and What If Lambo Were a Girl? (Reborn Crossover). If you're interested, remember to add them to your reading list!

**The main story is complete, and bonus chapters are being updated. The blurb's story has been brought to a close in the main text.

***Amei's character design was created by Joey Coco, and I've purchased permission to use it.

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