The Zoldyck Eldest Sister Is Not Crazy

Chloe Zoldyck, the eldest daughter of the Zoldyck family, has white hair and red eyes. She has the greatest talent in Zoldyck history and is practically the heir apparent.

Chloe is a disgusting Illumi obsessive. Killua makes no secret of how much he hates them both.

One is a lunatic, the other a control freak. They've tormented each other for over a decade and still have endless energy to spare.

Her skin is so pale it's nearly translucent. Her stunning face has an almost eerie beauty, and her narrow eyes are as dark and viscous as blood. Whenever she looks at Killua, they narrow with delight.

"Do you want me to take you home, or do you want your big sister's love~?"

"...Just take me home."

"Big sister loves you too!"

Chloe's first lover was a man named Hisoka. He liked swearing in bed and was always trying to beat her, but Chloe was still very tolerant of him.

Fighting is loving, and swearing is caring. Chloe thinks it's all proof of Hisoka's love for her! Ah, what a wonderful, magnificent romance.

In bed, Chloe holds Hisoka and cries, kisses his lips, gone pale from suffocation, and swears she'll treat him well.

Chloe's second lover is Chrollo, the leader of a band of thieves. She invites him to join her Phantom Troupe... well, he agrees to marry her!

Their wedding vows are witnessed by their "friends."

After they marry, Chloe vows to treat her husband well for the rest of their lives.

So she locks Chrollo up in the Zoldyck estate forever, cries and says, "I know you worry about me," then uses a pregnancy stone to make him give birth to their twins.

Her husband abandons her and the children and runs away. Chloe cries for seven days and seven nights before finally accepting it, then turns her attention back to the family and household.

Everyone in the Zoldyck family: Help!

After learning her lesson the hard way, Chloe never trusts men again. So she marries Machi, who opens her arms to Chloe and knits her sweaters.

Machi, who only pretended to do so as part of the group's plan to help the boss escape: ...

Chrollo: ...

Chloe's two children seem to take after her even more. The daughter inherits Chrollo's intelligence and Chloe's neuroticism, and has been shouting about wanting to destroy the world since she was little.

The son inherits all of Chloe's traits and has been strangely fixated on his stepmother, Machi, since childhood.

Machi: ...

Machi: Can we make Chloe's genes go extinct?

Please note:

1. The protagonist is extremely powerful. It's an everyone-loves-to-torment-her story, and everyone hates the protagonist, but she likes everyone. There's no groveling after a breakup. The protagonist is a pure hatred-fueled battle goddess: the more she loves, the more she hates.

2. The protagonist has many lovers.

3. The protagonist is sweet on the outside, dark within.

Theme: Happiness is something you create with your own hands