A Guide to Winning Over Inarizaki's Untouchable Beauty

Tanaka Yuu is a legendary girl who switched from tennis to volleyball because tennis was too boring. She inherited her parents' best traits: her mother's exceptional athletic talent and her father's unbelievably handsome face, complete with a flattering filter.

There were too many people she knew in Tokyo, so Tanaka Yuu couldn't play to her full potential. She applied to Inarizaki High School in Hyogo Prefecture, ridiculously far from home.

After starting high school, her long-delayed chuunibyou phase took over her brain, and Tanaka Yuu started wondering how life could be so easy.

Damn it, even being invincible is lonely!!

On the first day of school, her stunning looks took Inarizaki by storm. Even the famous Miya twins had heard stories about her, though for a rather different reason.

After all, it was hard to forget the freshman representative boldly declaring at the opening ceremony, "This year, the girls' volleyball club is aiming for its third consecutive national championship!"

Beautiful to the point of seeming unreal, she kept to herself and didn't like socializing, always carrying an air of "everyone else is drunk, but I'm the only one who's sober."

To everyone else, she was an untouchable beauty. In reality, she was a full-fledged chuunibyou in the throes of adolescence.

Miya Osamu initially thought Tanaka Yuu was an unapproachable underclassman.

"Mmm! This is so good! Oh my god, how can anyone make rice balls this delicious? Senpai, please make rice balls for me for the rest of my life! That's my one wish!"

Famished, Tanaka Yuu muttered, "Mom says you can eat it if it's been on the ground for less than three seconds," picked up his dropped rice ball, and took a bite. She was then blown away by its incredible taste. When she learned Miya Osamu had made it himself, she looked at him with tears in her eyes.

A strange girl had made him a wildly unreasonable request. Miya Osamu had finally met a human being even more of a glutton than Miya Atsumu.

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Miya Atsumu fell in love at first sight. She was an incredible middle blocker with gorgeous blue-purple hair and a face that could steal anyone's heart.

Playing volleyball with her felt as exhilarating as having wings. She could easily predict his next move, and their offense and defense flowed seamlessly. Their coordination was flawless.

When Miya Osamu heard about it, he loudly teased his brother for having a crush. But when he found out the girl was Tanaka Yuu, he fell silent and gave Miya Atsumu a sympathetic look.

The poor kid still doesn't know what Tanaka Yuu is really like.

One month later,

Miya Osamu, who had also fallen for Tanaka Yuu, grudgingly admitted that Miya Atsumu had decent taste.

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A story about a B-king chuunibyou and the twins.

Please note:

1. Apologies for any OOC. The heroine is the daughter of the idiot and Yukimura from the neighboring IF extra.

2. A love sandwich: an equal-sided triangle is nice and secure. I absolutely won't play favorites.

Theme: Love life.