[Cultivation Realms]: Qi Refining, Levels One to Ten; Foundation Establishment; Golden Core; Nascent Soul; Deity Transformation; Void Refinement; Body Integration; Great Ascension.
Couple: A hot-blooded, righteous, blunt, prickly warrior bottom x a pitiful, scheming, self-deluding healer top
Qi Jimin transmigrated.
Although he ended up in the body of a passerby named Lu Ren, with a different name and surname, and... a name that sounded like birdsong and flowers... still, this was a world of cultivation!
He hurriedly asked the System in his mind what was going on. After learning that he had won the good-for-nothing + shrewish fiancée + universally disliked package...
“Ha ha ha!” Lu Ren threw his head back and laughed. This kind of good fortune had finally come his way!
Wasn't this the standard setup?
Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river,
never look down on a poor young man!
This time, he was guaranteed the script of an overpowered protagonist!
Unfortunately, the System poured cold water on him: “This world's chosen one is someone else.”
What?! He had transmigrated, so who could possibly compete with him?
Then he fell into deep thought.
So he was supposed to compete for destiny with the chosen one from a story called *My Entire Family Was Slaughtered, I'm Born Gifted, I Possess a Divine Artifact, and There's a Seal in My Body...*?
And why was this person named Qi Jimin? Then what was his name!
He was done with this!
System: “Host's current name: Lu Ren. Refusing the mission will result in your erasure.”
“Heh. Well, in that case...” Lu Ren gritted his teeth. “Then I'll show him who the real overpowered protagonist is!”
But Qi Jimin truly was this world's chosen one. Lu Ren tried to beat him up, but the guy was as tough as a cockroach. He tried to frame him, but Qi Jimin always escaped danger and ended up stumbling upon opportunities instead.
After seeing this, Lu Ren could only change tactics. He would pretend to get along with him, fuss over him and ask after his well-being. Once he had infiltrated the enemy's ranks, he would wait for the right moment to strike.
But one day, while pretending to sleep in order to lure his target in, this unusual overpowered protagonist stole a kiss from him.
“...Blegh, blegh, blegh...” Lu Ren ran three miles throwing up, wishing he could scrub his mouth raw.
Damn it! Was the guy sick in the head?
Weren't they supposed to be straight as steel rods, good buddies and all?
Was this even a proper overpowered-protagonist script from one of those web-novel sites?
Little Scene:
Author (interviewing): What kind of person do you think Xiao Ming is?
Lu Ren: He's like a spark of fire.
Author: Oh? Do you mean he's passionate and outgoing?
Lu Ren (through gritted teeth): He chases me like my ass is on fire. It feels like he's always provoking me!
Reader's Guide:
1. Younger seme, childhood sweethearts
2. Two overpowered protagonists who are both straight, and they turn each other gay
3. Both grow over time. They're down to one bowl between them from the start, and their golden fingers are wide open
4. Feel-good and sweet, lighthearted, with monster-fighting and level-ups, no brain-teasing plot
5. They only share a name and destiny. Not narcissistic self-love, just a ridiculous comedy with no regard for logic
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Couple: A lively, prickly little fox x a sharp-tongued immortal who says one thing but means another
Theme: Never look down on a poor young man!
50 Spirit beads 50*3000=150000RMB, 150,000 is quite generous even if you use other people's money. The system also said it was not valuable, and people kindly reminded me. This is outrageous. You still think you are the rich second generation.
I'm going! Do you want it to be so funny?
Is it unfinished? Was the ending rushed?
I still say the same thing: Lu Cang, you bitch.
Wow ah ah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh of me waiting for it to befinished! I hope the extra chapter can write more details about the sweetness of the young couple in modern times. They finally reunited 😭 [empty bowl]
I can't understand what they are talking about. Is there a kind person who can help me translate it? 🥺 Let me guess... 7 Thought that 6 let him enter the sea of consciousness to show his closeness and affection, and that the two people were in love with each other. Little did he know that 6 actually just lacked common sense and did not know that the sea of consciousness was a very private place... Is that so?
Ahhhh, what about the next chapter? How can I be stuck here? It's painful to think that the next chapter will be the day after tomorrow...
Guys, what's the progress of this article? [Spread flowers]
Those who gave bad reviews are all pissed off 😂
Long Aotian has become an infatuated species. Can you not be anxious?