Jing Yin, once a top celestial master, is reborn as a fraud fortune-teller. To make a living, he returns to his old street-stall business, telling fortunes and warding off misfortune.
He never expected that his looks were so striking and his advertising so loud that people would judge him by his appearance and assume he was a viral marketing stunt. They treated him as a "psychological counselor exclusively for looks-obsessed fans," paying for a little happiness.
Spend a little money, get a close-up look at a peerless beauty, and vent your frustrations. What a bargain!
Jing Yin: A psychologist? I'd rather die than... do it! I'll do exactly that, psychological counseling. Anything other people won't do, I'll do!
A celestial master is the all-purpose support best suited to the people of China. At your service.
1. A girl who couldn't get over a breakup had tried in vain to get help and was on the verge of a breakdown. She came to pour out her woes.
Jing Yin: "Your ex-boyfriend came to collect a debt. He doesn't just bring you bad luck, he drains your fortune, blocks your studies, and hurts your parents' finances. Things haven't gone well at home since you got together, have they?"
The girl recovered on the spot. "Damn! It's bad enough that he hurt me, but he went after my parents too? I'm going to beat that bastard to a pulp!"
2. A businessman said his dog had suddenly developed a strange condition and kept going berserk in front of the ancestral tablet.
Jing Yin: "It's developed spiritual awareness and wants you to take it to a Taoist temple to listen to scriptures. Also, your ancestors are broke and have been running around naked in the underworld for five years."
3. A husband suddenly died at a street stall, leaving his family helpless and terrified.
Jing Yin: "The underworld's soul collector took the wrong soul. I'll help you get him back."
As the talisman paper fluttered, a bell rang clearly. The husband came back to life on the spot, sobbing about how terrifying the underworld was.
Onlookers: What the hell???!!!
Jing Yin: From feng shui and Taoist arts to supernatural oddities, from communicating with pets to infertility, balding, family strife, disobedient children... All-purpose support, taking orders online.
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A young celestial master comparable to the founding patriarch's return suddenly appeared in the world of the occult.
He excelled at exorcising demons, fortune-telling, feng shui, and turning bad luck into blessings. He even subdued a group of troublesome fox, yellow weasel, willow, and white snake spirits to serve as household guardian spirits.
Business tycoons and accomplished Taoist masters from all over came seeking him out. They were certain that such a master must either live in seclusion in the mountains or reside alone in an extravagant mansion.
Until they arrived at the place.
A little stall in the City God Temple, with a huge crowd lined up in front. The master sat on a tiny stool, holding up a battered sheet of A4 paper that read: [One hundred per reading. Buy ten, get one free. Line up to purchase, first come, first served.]
Everyone: "..."
Jing Yin: Even though I'm broke and look like a fraud, I know that in everyone's eyes, I'm a highly skilled celestial master!
*A ridiculous, comedic occult fantasy. Updated daily at 23:00.
*Entirely fictional. Please don't compare it to real life, and enjoy reading ^3^
Upcoming: Top-Notch Fraud [Occult Fantasy], please add it to your collection~
Wen Xi suddenly awakened the ability to see the unseen.
From then on, he left behind the carefree life of a wealthy young master from Beijing's elite circles, doted on by his whole family, and walked away from the variety-show stage he loved more than anything. He charged headlong down the path of a fortune-teller.
From then on, Wen Xi acquired many nicknames in the underworld.
His colleagues called him "The Show-Off."
His friends called him "Master."
The police called him "The Crime-Solving Genius."
His Western business partners called him "Medium."
Online commenters called him "All-Purpose Support."
People plagued by strange illnesses called him "Genius Taoist Doctor."
Wen Xi had this to say:
The Wen Xi brand of celestial master, a trademark famous in both the world of the living and the dead. Everyone who's tried it says it's great.
[If the 21st century can have only one true god, you all know who it is without me saying. After all, I even talked a cripple into standing up!]
--Time Magazine: Wen Xi Feature
*A fictional, feel-good power fantasy.
Theme: Even when faced with hardship, never give up on yourself. Build a happy life from scratch through hard work.
In fact, Yiyinjia's courtyard is just a crazy animal yard.
I really enjoyed reading it. It's not an assembly-line metaphysics novel. The story about the Immortal Family and the author's own way are very interesting. The characters are all wonderful people. They are funny everywhere but not too dramatic. I had a lot of fun watching it [Red Heart]
I didn't expect that the plot, memes, and Buddhist interpretations could be so well integrated. At first, I thought the characters were too similar, but after reading the whole thing and corresponding to the last "I am all living beings", I felt that it was not a deliberate setting by the author, but a reflection of the author's heart [CaiGou]
The extra story of Make a Wish Mianmian Xiaozhou [Star Eyes] is so good, right?
After reading this, I am now very willing to burn ingots.
Extra Moduo Moduo please
Hahahahahaha [poor] Our Yinyin is like this
I really want to read the teacher's other articles! It's really awesome
The writing is so awesome ah ah ah ah ah
Spread flowers~~Mr. Yinyin meets you again for the first time and is happy every year. The beard, yellow, yellow, python, and python are getting cuter and cuter in vain. Everyone is safe and happy, and everything goes well! Also, I miss Mianmian [crying] [crying]
In fact, Yiyinjia's courtyard is just a crazy animal yard.
I really enjoyed reading it. It's not an assembly-line metaphysics novel. The story about the Immortal Family and the author's own way are very interesting. The characters are all wonderful people. They are funny everywhere but not too dramatic. I had a lot of fun watching it [Red Heart]
I didn't expect that the plot, memes, and Buddhist interpretations could be so well integrated. At first, I thought the characters were too similar, but after reading the whole thing and corresponding to the last "I am all living beings", I felt that it was not a deliberate setting by the author, but a reflection of the author's heart [CaiGou]
The extra story of Make a Wish Mianmian Xiaozhou [Star Eyes] is so good, right?
After reading this, I am now very willing to burn ingots.
Extra Moduo Moduo please
Hahahahahaha [poor] Our Yinyin is like this
I really want to read the teacher's other articles! It's really awesome
The writing is so awesome ah ah ah ah ah
Spread flowers~~Mr. Yinyin meets you again for the first time and is happy every year. The beard, yellow, yellow, python, and python are getting cuter and cuter in vain. Everyone is safe and happy, and everything goes well! Also, I miss Mianmian [crying] [crying]