What Time Would You Get Home with a Succubus Like This?

Incubus top x office-worker bottom. Come and give it a try! A sweet, salty-egg-yolk treat. Please add the upcoming novel The Scum-Gong Rescue Plan to your collection. Its blurb is below!

Wen Lan is an utterly ordinary office worker on a 996 schedule. Every day he gets home and collapses straight into bed, too tired even to jerk off.

And Chu Ran is an incubus.

But he's a rare "big" incubus, nearly two meters tall, and the other incubi look down on him.

Heartbroken, he sits on top of the tallest office building in EB City's downtown, where Wen Lan, who has come up to clear his head, spots him. Wen Lan is so startled he almost calls the police, afraid Chu Ran is about to jump to his death.

Chu Ran has given up on life, but when he sees Wen Lan in a shirt and slacks, with a slim waist and long legs, his eyes light up.

He says, "I'm an unwanted... pet."

Wen Lan suddenly understands. "You're not human?"

Chu Ran says in a hoarse voice, "That's right. I've been rejected and... and have nowhere to go."

Wen Lan's heart suddenly softens. He says gently, "Do you... want to come home with me?"

Chu Ran jumps to his feet and throws himself at his new owner. "Yes! Yes!"

Wen Lan's vision goes dark. Only then does he realize that when this little pet stands up, he's a head taller than Wen Lan.

Wen Lan: Something this big must eat a lot...

And he really does eat a lot.

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Once Chu Ran actually moves into Wen Lan's home, he begins performing his duties as an incubus: draining human semen.

Wen Lan is at his wit's end. He spends every day at work wishing he could become a monk. How could he possibly have the energy for this?

The 198-centimeter incubus looks pitifully at him. "Master, just lie there. I'll do all the work."

At first, Wen Lan still tries to do the work himself, but eventually he loses his head and gives in, thinking that maybe letting Chu Ran do all the work is fine.

...But why is he the one getting railed?!

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One night at ten, Wen Lan gets home from working overtime to find a hot meal on the table.

His eyes grow warm, and he thinks raising this incubus has paid off.

He turns around and sees a muscular man wearing nothing but an apron, staring at him like prey.

Chu Ran: "Honey, dinner first or me first?"

Wen Lan: "...I want to sleep."

Chu Ran is still full of enthusiasm. "Go to sleep! I can help myself..."

No, you can't :)

Wen Lan's face turns red as he puts down his chopsticks and grits his teeth. "I really can't today... I have to work overtime and process data!"

Chu Ran lets out a disappointed "Oh," then pulls a little notebook out of his apron pocket and mutters, "Then you owe me one."

Wen Lan's eyes widen. "You... how many times do I owe you?"

Chu Ran smiles. "One thousand and fifty-eight."

#Seriously,NotASingleDropLeft#

The top is probably a goofy, horny sweetheart (maybe). He might be a little weak-willed, but definitely not in bed!

The top has a lot of growing to do. He'll use mysterious powers to have his way with the bottom. You can scold him, but don't scold me, QAQ.

The bottom is a straight guy in denial who's secretly tsundere, but generally quite gentle. There is a plot, but it's a little thin, so please go easy on me, qwq.

Saved on August 16, 2025.

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[An apparently carefree, actually possessive and obsessive top student, a fake heartthrob x a straightforward, cute, genuine heartthrob bottom]

Jiang Xing has known since childhood that Huo Linsheng will grow up to be a womanizer, a top who sleeps with ten men in a single night and leaves his lovers everywhere.

...But he just can't accept his childhood friend turning into such a horrible scumbag.

So from the time he can remember, Jiang Xing makes a point of teaching Huo Linsheng the right ideas about love and morality.

This includes, but isn't limited to, loudly condemning his classmates for being horny perverts when they watch porn; constantly forwarding PDFs denouncing scumbags and their rotten dicks; and, when he finds out Huo Linsheng likes someone, making him promise over and over...

Jiang Xing gives him a disbelieving look. "Can you promise you'll only love her for the rest of your life? That you'll be together, just the two of you, forever?"

"Mm." Huo Linsheng suddenly takes his hand and says out of nowhere, "I will."

Jiang Xing: "?"

Huo Linsheng tightens his grip on Jiang Xing's hand and pulls the bewildered boy into his arms. He lowers his head and kisses Jiang Xing's temple, his voice soft and husky. "I've only ever loved you, Xingxing."

Jiang Xing: "...?!"

That's not right, is it?!

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When the guys get together to watch porn, Huo Linsheng watches coldly, disgusted.

Luckily, Jiang Xing doesn't like watching either, so Huo Linsheng obediently goes with him.

But one time, Jiang Xing insists on explaining the dangers of group sex to him. They're alone in the room, with a tangled heap of bodies on the screen and breathing so loud it fills the room.

The little childhood friend frowns, blushing as he tries to explain. "Look, look! The one on the bottom is suffering so much. We can't do something like that."

Huo Linsheng only half listens. There's no way he'd share Jiang Xing with anyone else. All he can think about is how to lure the person beside him into bed, then pin him down and kiss and lick him until he can't take any more.

Theme: The power of love.