Yu Bai, chief mortician at a funeral home, is best at helping the dead say goodbye with dignity.
Forced to participate in the horror game “Humanity's Spiritual Reemployment Program,” he discovers that the instance boss is none other than corpse X-1024, whom he personally made up three years ago!
He Zhuoque stroked his own perfectly preserved face. “Mr. Yu's makeup really can fool even the Grim Reaper.”
Yu Bai grabbed a bottle of embalming fluid and sprayed him in the face. “You're dead, so lie still!”
Instance One: The Corpse Beauty Salon
System rules: If a client says “it hurts,” you must stop. (Note: Zombies cannot feel pain.)
Yu Bai deftly stitched the wound. “The jawline needs to look natural. Even in death, you should remain elegant.”
He Zhuoque suddenly grabbed his hand. “Give me a full-body cleansing treatment first.”
Yu Bai: “...Isn't that sexual harassment?”
Instance Two: The Ghost Wedding Photo Studio
Mandatory plot: Take three sets of wedding photos (traditional, Western, and funeral attire).
Yu Bai coldly touched up He Zhuoque's lipstick. “No matter what I use, you end up looking deathly pale. How about eating some fire chicken noodles?”
He Zhuoque bit his finger. “Try a different shade of lipstick.”
Anomalous Data Monitoring Report:
1. This BUG will kidnap instance bosses.
2. It is abnormally fixated on keywords such as [Embalming] and [Makeup Brush].
3. System log: [This isn't a BUG. It's an ethical struggle.]
When the Main God issued its final ultimatum:
[Choose: format the BUG or become a game NPC.]
Yu Bai smashed the makeup mirror and held a sharp shard to the Main God's throat:
[Option C, ]
[Make this tsundere deadbeat my model for the rest of his life.]
Sharp-tongued, snarky, professionally aesthetic mortician bottom × elegant, unhinged, tsundere BUG top
Theme: Cherish life, and play games in moderation
