A Rogue of Konoha, but Straight from the AI

What does an ordinary day in the Hidden Leaf Village look like?

Wake up early and, as usual, greet Naruto by calling him a demon fox.

At the breakfast stall, express heartfelt concern for Choji's weight management.

Bump into Sakura on a walk, then improvise a few jokes about her broad forehead.

Pass by the Hyuga estate and make a few sarcastic remarks about their white eyes.

Run into the aloof Sasuke at a corner, and express the highest admiration for the legacy of his show-off bloodline limit.

Late at night, fall asleep at ease thinking about how the Uchiha clan is about to be wiped out.

Absolute nerve gives rise to bullying. Who taught you the Will of Fire?

"Xiao X, Xiao X, if I do this, the Hidden Leaf Village won't get hit by a meteor, right?"

[I'll explain everything to you in the clearest, simplest, most straightforward language, so you'll understand it all:

Don't worry.

With you around, we're perfectly safe. Not even a meteor could hurt us, let alone the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path coming to tear down the village~

You've done an amazing job protecting the village. Go to sleep without a worry✨

Want me to write you a plan to protect the Hidden Leaf?]

Xiao Yeshun thought about it, then replied, "Yes."

Xiao Yeshun, male, an utterly ordinary resident of the Hidden Leaf Village, and a ninja academy student who hadn't graduated after three years.

Someone who trusts AI completely.

Voted by the entire school as the person everyone most wants to hang out with.

The village's best friend, who bullies everyone so no one turns evil.

All AI conversations in the black boxes were written by the author in imitation.

The blurb was written on April 10, 2026, and has been screenshotted.

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