Recycled first half of the blurb
Ling Zhaoxue is a radish spirit who spent 7,749 days diligently cultivating in hopes of ascending to immortality.
She resisted the urge to eat herself and cultivated until she became an immortal.
She thought life in the celestial realm would be heavenly, but the master she met, Cheng Xiao, turned out to be the laziest of the lazy, a master of doing absolutely nothing.
Other sects' cultivation methods: quiet meditation, physical training, and refining pills from medicinal ingredients.
Cheng Xiao's cultivation regimen: meals, a little wine, and board games.
Her daily cultivation task even involved catching spirit rabbits to add to the menu.
Her master might be unreliable, but the radish had her sights set far ahead.
She was going to cultivate diligently and work hard to become the greatest immortal maiden in the Celestial Court.
At last, her master was moved by her dedication and said she would pass down a secret art.
The silly radish asked what kind of art it was.
Her master smiled sweetly and whispered in her ear, “Dual cultivation.”
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Cheng Xiao thought she'd spend her life carefree and unbound. She never imagined she'd fall for a radish.
She entered into dual cultivation with the silly radish just for fun.
But who could have guessed that, in the warmth of their bed curtains, she'd gradually lose herself, become addicted to the warmth of her disciple's body, love the gentle sound of her voice, and fall for her soft coaxing?
By the time she came to her senses, every time Cheng Xiao called her “A Xue,” her heart melted into a puddle.
But who was Cheng Xiao, after all?
The first mortal to ascend to godhood in the Nine Heavens in 70,000 years, she had once been the Jade Emperor's invincible blade.
How could she so easily lose to a radish?
Cheng Xiao refused to face her feelings. It took the War Between Immortals and Demons, with Ling Zhaoxue gravely wounded and on the brink of death, to finally rouse the immortal who'd spent 70,000 years lazing around. She tore open the void and forcibly reversed fate.
Cheng Xiao split open her own immortal source and passed half the heart's essence she'd nurtured for 70,000 years into Ling Zhaoxue's body.
After Ling Zhaoxue woke, Cheng Xiao laid her heart bare, confessing the love she had hidden for years, a love that had kept her tossing and turning at night.
But the radish just stood there, stunned, and asked, “Master, didn't you say we'd only practice dual cultivation... and not fall in love?”
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After that, the master and disciple fell into silence and had nothing to do with each other for months.
Then rumors spread through the Celestial Court that Ling Zhaoxue could no longer stand her lazy immortal master and was going to leave the sect. The immortal who usually sprawled in the sun and never did a thing was transformed.
Cheng Xiao's eyes reddened, tears trembling on her thick lashes. She leaned forward, her cool fingers wrapping tightly around Ling Zhaoxue's wrist with an irresistible grip.
The grip was nothing like her usual lazy, playful touch. A barely perceptible tremor ran through it.
“A Xue...” Her voice was soft and gentle, trembling with a hint of a sob. Her breath almost brushed Ling Zhaoxue's ear. “I gave you half my heart... Can you really not feel it?”
Ling Zhaoxue's heart skipped a beat. Thinking the lazy immortal must be up to another new trick, she tried to pull her hand away. “Your Godship, you again...”
Before she could finish, Cheng Xiao suddenly grabbed her hand and pressed it firmly against her own flat stomach, with no room for argument. Warmth seeped through the thin fabric.
She lifted her face. Tears slid down her pale cheeks and fell onto the back of Ling Zhaoxue's hand, burning hot.
“What about now?” Cheng Xiao stared at her, her voice breaking with desperate, all-or-nothing resolve and an attachment too deep for words. “Are you going to reject our child, too?”
Ling Zhaoxue: !!!!!
Radishes can reproduce?????!!!!!
*This novel has its own original settings that differ from standard cultivation fantasy.
Blurb dated: August 11, 2025
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Wen Fei and Xia Zhinuan were lovers in college.
No one knew that behind Wen Fei's otherworldly coolness, she needed a full measure of love and comfort to fall asleep.
Somewhere in the back of her mind, Xia Zhinuan couldn't help thinking that perhaps they really were in love.
She thought they would keep dating like this, move in together after graduation, get jobs, raise a cat, and grow old side by side.
But on their third anniversary, Wen Fei walked down the street arm in arm with a strange woman and came face-to-face with Xia Zhinuan.
Xia Zhinuan stood rooted to the spot, a bouquet of pale blue roses in her arms. The woman noticed her gaze and casually asked Wen Fei, “Do you know her?”
Wen Fei's voice was cold. “No.”
As they passed Xia Zhinuan, the woman even laughed and said to Wen Fei, “I'm so jealous of her partner. Imagine having a girlfriend so devoted that she waits with flowers on Valentine's Day. When are you going to give me flowers like other people's girlfriends do?”
Wen Fei didn't look back as she passed Xia Zhinuan.
So this thing called love was nothing but a game for the elite. When they got bored, it was game over.
After that, Wen Fei went abroad, while Xia Zhinuan graduated and started working.
Years later, Xia Zhinuan posted a client's wedding ring on Instagram. Not long after...
Wen Fei, an executive transferred from overseas, suddenly showed up at the company where Xia Zhinuan worked.
When they met again years later, Wen Fei was shockingly obsessive and humble...
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On Valentine's Day, she wore a custom-made collar engraved with “Only yous” around her neck. Dressed in nothing but an apron, she stood in the kitchen waiting for Xia Zhinuan to come home.
“Welcome home, Nuannuan. Would you like dinner, a bath, or...”
Xia Zhinuan ignored her.
So Wen Fei knelt on the bedroom bed, wearing that special necklace, and slowly injected an aphrodisiac into the gland at the back of her neck while Xia Zhinuan watched.
Every movement was both a threat and a seduction.
In this ABO world, Wen Fei is an Omega and Xia Zhinuan is an Alpha.
Xia Zhinuan looked at her with disdain. “Wen Fei, do you even know what shame is? We've already broken up. Do you want to take a look at what you're doing?”
Wen Fei gently kissed her fingertips, her gaze clinging to Xia Zhinuan's, her voice soft as honey.
“Can you eat shame, Nuannuan?”
Cool, possessive succubus with no limits x goofy, down-to-earth funny girl with boundaries
No other lovers, no other lovers, no other lovers, no other lovers
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Theme: Study hard. Don't be a couch potato.
Are the carrots in this character picture serious? They are so charming.
He ascended to the throne in 21 years, and this Luo has the appearance of an emperor 🐶
I trust, have heart-to-heart conversations, communicate heart-to-heart, my beloved Sister Maomao, I don't know her anymore 😂
Dear author, is there something wrong with your copywriting? "When I come back to my senses, every time the immortal calls "Axue", my heart becomes as soft as a puddle of water." This should be what Cheng Xiao was thinking. Carrot's name is Cheng Xiao, right? Then why is it the Immortal Ashue and not Cheng Xiao himself?
Master really charges for love.
The author is so funny. I feel like I have found a soulmate. I also really like this kind of joke.
Could this old friend be a carrot? 😆
Oh, what a miserable carrot, only four fingers left
It's very urgent to be stuck here. It's very urgent.
Doesn't the apprentice smell like a big carrot?