[The King's Avatar] Team Workplace Simulator

[Welcome to Esports Life, dear __ player ❤️ You have entered the team workplace storyline. Improve your abilities and help your team climb to the top of the Glory League!] [Choose your faction:] You: So many teams... Wow, even an internet cafe counts as a faction? Whatever. Picking the protagonist’s team can’t go wrong, right? [Ding~ You have selected Team Excellent Era! Event triggered: The player you have your eye on is being humiliated. Make your choice:] [→ Throw tens of millions 💰 in the face of the bullying boss and tell him he’s fired.] [→ Become the boss’s lackey and sarcastically tell the player you’re sorry, but someone else took your spot 🥺.] [→ Sing “Don’t Look Down on Me Just Because I’m a Sheep 🐏.”] [→ Enter battle and ORA everyone! Fight 👊🏻, yeah 👊🏻!] You: ? What kind of choices are these? Do I have to pick one? You: Wait, how can the protagonist’s team change?! Where did Happy come from? Isn’t it an internet cafe?! Even though all your stats are maxed out, your items are at 999+, your gifts have maxed out everyone’s affection, and your training level is practically beyond human limits, with the NPCs doing their best to self-destruct, your team is still on the verge of collapse after just a few rounds, teetering on the edge of disbanding. That’s right. Happy is the protagonist’s team. Your team has another name: The Ultimate Cannon Fodder Villain Team. [Warning! Your partner has lost his mind and fired the team’s backbone. The team is about to disband. Make your choice:] [→ Drop to your knees, cling to the backbone’s leg, and cry, “How am I supposed to live without you, Xiuzi 😭!”] [→ Punch your partner’s front teeth out and tell him this is a male-oriented power fantasy: “Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Don’t bully a poor young man 😡!”] [→ Run away 🚴🏻‍♀️! None of these players can do anything. Why stay until the new year?] Your choice: [Open the shop, buy a bundle, and draw a card.] [Congratulations! You have unlocked the SSR skill: Juggle Multiple Roles Lv. Max] [After using this skill, players can unlock a pro player identity outside the pro player storyline. Follow your heart and do as you please. In every sense, you are the real sugar mama of this team!] With maxed-out stats and a golden finger in hand, you stand at the top of the world in the truest sense. You smile at the dimwitted boss and the players who never get anything done. Times have changed! I’m done being human! 1. The player is a Fourth Calamity. Please don’t judge them by real-world morality. 2. A fantastical Mary Sue story, so consider this your advance warning of major OOC. 3. No esports flavor at all. It’s a plot-driven story about memes and tormenting people in a power fantasy. 4. Timeline: Seasons 7 through 10. 5. A beginner’s writing exercise. Teacher, will this really teach me how to write a satisfying power fantasy? Whatever, I’ll just start writing. _ Theme: Keep a sincere, passionate heart for your dreams.