[The King's Avatar] Esports Team Workplace Simulator

Welcome to Esports Life, dear __ player ❤️ You've entered the team career storyline. Work hard to improve your skills and help your team reach the top of Glory! [Choose your faction:] You: There are so many teams... Wait, an internet cafe counts as a faction too? Whatever. Picking the protagonist team can't go wrong, right? [Ding! You've chosen Team Excellent Era! Event triggered. The player you have your eye on is being humiliated. Choose what to do:] [→ Toss tens of millions? at the bullying boss and tell him he's fired.] [→ Become the boss's lackey and sarcastically apologize to the player, saying their spot has already been taken?] [→ Passionately sing “Don't Look at Me, I'm Just a Little Sheep?”] [→ Enter combat and Ora Ora everyone! Fight?? Awesome??] You: What? What kind of choices are these? Do I have to pick one? You: Wait, how can the protagonist team change? Where did Team Happy come from? Isn't it an internet cafe? Even with every stat maxed out, over 999 items, and everyone's affection maxed out with gifts, your training level is so high it's practically beyond human limits. But thanks to the NPCs constantly sabotaging themselves, your team is still on the brink of disaster after just a few rounds, hovering on the verge of disbanding. That's right, Team Happy is the protagonist team. Your team has another name: The Ultimate Cannon Fodder Villain Team. [Warning! Your business partner fired your star player in a moment of madness. The team is about to disband. Choose what to do:] [→ Cling to the star player's leg and cry, “How am I supposed to live without you, Xiuzi?!”] [→ Punch your business partner and knock out his front tooth. Tell him, “This is a wish-fulfillment novel for men. Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Don't bully a young man just because he's poor?”] [→ Run away??‍♀️! None of the players can fight. Why stay? Are you planning to wait until New Year's?] Your choice: [Open the shop, buy a bundle, and click draw.] [Congratulations! You've unlocked the SSR skill: Juggle Multiple Roles Lv. Max.] [After using this skill, players on the non-pro-player route can unlock a pro-player identity. Follow your heart and do whatever you want. In every sense, you're the team's real sugar mama!] With maxed-out stats and a golden finger in hand, you stand at the top of the world in the truest sense, smiling at the clueless boss and players who never do their jobs. The times have changed! I'm done being human! 1. This is a Fourth Calamity player. Please don't judge them by real-world morals. 2. A fantastical Mary Sue story, so consider this your advance warning of major OOC. 3. No competitive esports focus. Lots of memes and wish-fulfillment, with a plot-driven story. 4. Timeline: Seasons 7 to 10. 5. A beginner's practice piece. Teacher, will writing this really help me learn to write wish fulfillment? Never mind, I'll just start writing.