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Title: Emotional Support Board | How I Accidentally Signed Up for the Joyful Union Sect and Won Over the Only Heir of the Heartless Way

Kunlun University Forum > Life and Leisure > Emotional Support Board

1st Floor, Original Poster

As the title says.

I am now incredibly regretful, completely devastated, and desperately want to transmigrate back to the day I registered and knock myself unconscious.

Here's what happened:

I'm Cen Jin, an innocent young man whose dream is to pet every divine beast under heaven. On registration day, my friend yelled, "Come look at the panda!!!" I dropped my pen and ran. When I came back, three extra characters had appeared on my application: "Joyful Union Sect."

Yes, that Joyful Union Sect, ranked dead last, infamous for its bad reputation, and known for graduates who only know how to steal powerful cultivators' hearts and money.

I decided to lie flat for a month, reassuring myself that it was fine, since I could always change majors.

Then, on registration day, my advisor smiled and told me, "Once you're in the Joyful Union Sect, you're in for life."

Me: ???

Well, fine. From then on, I began a career of slacking off and giving up, determined to become the most useless graduate since the Joyful Union Sect was founded.

That was until I drew a spot in the Illusion Trial, and my teammate turned out to be---

Xu Jizhou, the only heir of the Heartless Way at Kunlun University.

He's a sword cultivator, so poor he rattles, and he treats his sword like his wife.

He practices the Heartless Way. The rumor is that its graduation rate is 0%, because graduating means ascending, and ascending means either dying or getting stuck at a cultivation bottleneck.

But he himself couldn't care less. All he wants is to find a partner.

He grew up poor, and his dream is to have a home, so he plans to find a cultivation partner and lose his virginity.

But here's the problem: he practices the Heartless Way! Everyone's afraid he'll kill his wife to prove his Dao, so they stay far away from him.

One look at him and I could tell he's so straight it hurts. He talks like he's reciting a sword manual, but his face is undeniably gorgeous.

So I had a bright idea:

I'm going to pursue him.

My advisor didn't understand. "You're from the Joyful Union Sect. Why are you fixating on one tree?"

In my heart: Because I just want to graduate!!! Pursuing him doesn't mean I have to actually date him, and it lets me avoid all the trouble that comes with the Joyful Union Sect. Perfect!

But I never expected...

That tree would actually be a block of wood.

[Reading Guide]:

1. Both are virgins, 1v1, happy ending, a mutual romance where they both end up falling hard

2. Told through forum posts. Most posts are from the top and bottom, though there are also posts from other bystanders

3. The top is a fourth-year student, and the bottom is a fifth-year student (after taking an extra year to graduate)

4. The divine beasts arrive late, but the two of them will have success in both their careers and love lives

5. The only heir of the Heartless Way doesn't kill his wife. He kills the Dao to prove his wife, having both the Great Dao and his wife

Theme: It doesn't matter if your major isn't a good fit, as long as the person is right for you.