Short story.
Uke thinks he's cheated on his seme × seme with dissociative identity disorder
Synopsis:
Meng Ran is shocked when the village doctor diagnoses him as pregnant.
But everyone in the village knows that his husband disappeared under mysterious circumstances nine years ago. They all assume he's nothing but a pile of bones by now...
After failing to get anywhere with the village doctor, Meng Ran decides to run away.
But the villagers catch him and drag him back.
The village chief says he has brought shame upon their village and orders him drowned in a pond.
Meng Ran can't be bothered to put up a pointless fight, and resigns himself to death.
Then, the night before he's to be drowned, his husband, whom he's never met and who has been dead for years, comes back
The man rushes into the woodshed where Meng Ran is being held and grabs him, indignantly declaring, "They're slandering you. The child is mine!"
Meng Ran doesn't recognize him. He gives him a disdainful glance. "Just how many deadbeat bachelors are there in this lousy village? Are they all trying to take advantage of me while I'm down?"
The man: "..."
Theme: Live well.
