The Cat That Ran Away from Home

My upcoming novel, Whatever, the Other Woman Will Make Her Move, is open for follows. The blurb is at the bottom~

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Humans falling in love, seen through a cat's eyes

Also known as This Family Would Fall Apart Without the Cat and The Cat's Great Adventure

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Sunny, energetic, happy puppy-like top x sensitive, gentle, workaholic beauty bottom

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The heart of this family: a little cat who never says one thing and means another

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My name is Qihei.

I'm a cat.

My daily job is to eat well, sleep well, and cause my silly owners a little trouble.

Recently, my job has expanded. Now I have to worry myself sick over the romance between two silly humans.

My two owners broke up. One is pretending to be calm, and the other is still pretending to be calm.

Going home is such a simple thing. Why is it so hard for you two?

Click to read now and watch the cat work wonders, show off its skills, and bring its two silly owners together.

Watch the cat tail humans, drop in on everyone, beat up a scarred old cat, and teach humans how to fall in love!

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A sweet little story I wrote to clear my head.

A cat is just a cat. The cat won't become human.

Happy ending, happy ending, happy ending.

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Blurb for my upcoming novel, Whatever, the Other Woman Will Make Her Move

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Sunny, cheerful big puppy-like top x sunny, cheerful, easily flustered bottom

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Tang Qing, 21, a graduate student at Zhanlan University.

Broad shoulders, long legs, and a handsome face: naturally blessed.

Fair skin and no partner: simply because he stays home too much.

A straight guy who's single through sheer skill.

An unremarkable track record: he wants to fall in love, but when a girl invites him to talk under the moonlight, he turns her down, claiming he has a gaming event that night.

Tang Qing has no special hobbies. He just likes to stay in his room playing games when he has no classes.

In his third year, someone talked him into uninstalling his games and focusing on the graduate school entrance exam.

Now that he's finally made it, the first thing Tang Qing does is return to the battlefield and reclaim everything he lost!

Step one: Install the game and return to the battlefield!

Step two: Huh? Why did this sweet little cutie add me?

Step three: Sweep through the ranks, unstoppable!

Step four: Huh? Why is the sweet little cutie asking to become my in-game partner?

Step five: Rule the server and bask in the adoration of thousands!

Step six: Huh? Why does this sweet little cutie's way of talking sound so much like my roommate's?!

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Yi Fengfan, 22, a graduate student at Zhanlan University, and the culprit who talked Tang Qing into taking the graduate school entrance exam with him.

A wonderful personality and popular with everyone: born that way.

Handsome and single: Tang Qing's fault.

A lovesick straight guy who's a total mess.

An unremarkable track record: he wants to fall in love, so when Tang Qing gets a message from a girl inviting him to talk under the moonlight, Yi Fengfan whispers like a ghost in his ear, "You have a gaming event tonight..."

Yi Fengfan doesn't have any special hobbies. He has simply read every kind of groveling-ex-boyfriend romance, and is determined to be the ideal boyfriend: good to his lover, wonderful to his lover, and barking like a puppy for his lover.

What he never expected was that his love life would be a train wreck from the start!

The reason is simple.

The person he likes is a super-duper straight guy who wouldn't change his mind even if the world turned upside down!

Enough is enough! Luckily, he's read plenty of novels and knows all kinds of ways to win someone over.

Since he can't win him over in real life, Yi Fengfan decides to go undercover and get him in the game instead.

Step one: Install the game and get close to Tang Qing!

Step two: Make a name for himself and get noticed!

Step three: Wait?! How did I create a female character?!

Step four: Wait?! How did I face-roll the keyboard and name her Sweet Little Cutie?!

Step five: Wait?! Why did I get a sudden impulse and send Tang Qing a partner request?!

Step six: ...There is no step six. He wants to move to another planet now.

Wait, hold on.

Why did Tang Qing accept?!

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Six months into their online relationship, Tang Qing finally works up the courage to ask Sweet Little Cutie to meet in person.

Yi Fengfan is so frightened he almost swallows his phone.

Turn him down? He can't bear to.

Go meet him? He's a man.

After much thought, he buys women's clothes and makeup, then shuts himself in his room for several days of intensive practice. At last, he transforms himself so thoroughly that even his own mother wouldn't recognize him.

On the day of the date, he wears a floral dress and exquisite makeup. After practicing his smile outside the cafe for half an hour, he pushes open the door

Tang Qing looks at him, the corner of his mouth twitching. "...What are you acting crazy about now?"

Yi Fengfan: "..." Okay, now he really can move to another planet.

Theme: The world is a warm place.