[Detailed content warnings in the author's note for Chapter 2. Please add my upcoming novel, "The Bad Dog Marries into a Wealthy Family," to your collection! Blurb below =3=]
Xiao Fuyan (top) x Yan Wuchong (bottom)
Arrogant, unruly playboy who loves acting cute and flirting top x aloof beauty who reels people in without realizing it, tragic but beautiful bottom
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As the little tyrant of the capital, Xiao Fuyan was impossible to control from childhood. When his mother finally managed to get her hands on some candy, he fed it to his beloved cat. The sword his father bought at great expense? He used it to hack away at things until he left a huge notch in it.
At last, his mother couldn't take any more. When the young master of an immortal sect came to propose, she didn't hesitate to send Xiao Fuyan straight to his sect.
The little tyrant instantly became a poor boy living under someone else's roof. Xiao Fuyan had a miserable time, especially since his cultivation partner was so cold. He'd married Xiao Fuyan, yet wouldn't even spare him a glance.
The little tyrant endured two years of this, telling himself to hang on. Maybe one day, this life would finally be over.
As it turned out, that day really did come!
His cold-hearted cultivation partner, the sect leader, was going to harm his parents!
Xiao Fuyan had been forced to spend two years cooped up in the sect. The moment he got wind of this, he immediately started plotting how to get out.
To nip the threat in the bud, Xiao Fuyan slipped a packet of poison into Yan Wuchong's tea. Unfortunately, he poisoned himself to death in the process.
Xiao Fuyan: "...Is this really my fate?!"
But when he opened his eyes, he had been reborn, back on the day of their wedding.
Xiao Fuyan: "I'm not supposed to die yet!"
Then a System appeared out of nowhere, demanding that he woo his cold-on-the-outside cultivation partner, Yan Wuchong.
Xiao Fuyan: "Honestly, I'd rather just die."
But for his parents' sake, Xiao Fuyan had no choice but to begin his courtship.
By day, he transformed into a chef, rushing to the kitchen to make pastries and win Yan Wuchong over. On stormy nights, he'd pretend to be scared, climb into Yan Wuchong's bed, and refuse to let go no matter what.
But why was his heart beating faster than Yan Wuchong's?! Why was this man so handsome?! Help! Why did his enemy smell so good?!
A little scene:
Someone made himself a promise: He would never fall in love.
That promise crumbled into dust!
Xiao Fuyan even stamped on it a couple of times himself.
What should a little tyrant do when he's forced to woo his cold-hearted archenemy?!
Xiao Fuyan has a lot to say about that: "Serve it cold, preferably with tomatoes and sugar."
Why add sugar?!
Xiao Fuyan: "Because my wife likes it." (heart-shaped eyes)
Content warnings:
1. The top pursues the bottom. In their previous lives, the top and bottom were caught up in a misunderstanding. Happy ending, both sexually inexperienced. The author jokingly says the top is TG, but only as a joke. Insulting comments will be deleted.
2. Both leads have angsty moments. I'm writing to my own tastes, so I'm letting loose!!! First, let the cook eat his fill!
3. It's told from the top's perspective because that's the clearest way to explain the chain of events. I refuse to follow the weird rules some extreme fans insist on, like putting the bottom's description before the top's in the blurb just because it's a BL novel, or saying a top-focused story can't put the top through angst.
4. Extreme fans of either the top or bottom, please don't read (take note!!!). If you don't like it, click away~
5. I'm sensitive, and I hate seeing the leads insulted. I love these characters, and I'll delete insulting comments if I see them~
7. Please don't derail the comments. The characters aren't based on real people, so don't compare them to anyone. Don't scrutinize the plot logic; everything serves the protagonists. My writing isn't great, so please bear with me.
6. If you don't like it, just click away. There's no need to leave a nasty comment. Everyone has their own taste, and I hope you'll find a story you love~
Reader's guide:
Lots of headcanon, a sweet story with occasional bittersweet moments. It's all misunderstandings, and the leads have a huge mutual crush!
I'm very fond of the characters I've written. If I haven't done them justice, come yell at me!
After it's complete, I'll randomly post little treats on Weibo (cute Q-style drawings and the like). You can check them out then, babies~ Weibo: @YiZhiYunYeFuYa
Please add my upcoming novel to your collection~~
"The Bad Dog Marries into a Wealthy Family"
Blurb:
Ming Tiannan x Wen Fuxue
Arrogant young master who uses his charms to seduce a bad dog, M top x flirtatious, sickly young master, a pitiful catlike S bottom
Ming Tiannan was a young master who'd been spoiled his whole life. He couldn't believe his parents had packed him off to marry into the Wen family, to their young master.
The Wen family's only young master had a background and talent that others could only envy. But he was an invalid, in poor health and forced to use a wheelchair all year round.
Ming Tiannan couldn't stomach this injustice and threw a fit for an entire week.
Then he fell in love with his prospective spouse at first sight.
Yes, that's right.
He fell in love at first sight.
On their very first meeting, he accidentally kissed him, too.
It was a little lecherous, and the other man slapped him, but he still fell in love at first sight.
He began pestering him relentlessly.
He refused to believe he couldn't seduce him with a face like his.
Wen Fuxue was being hounded by his prospective spouse.
When they went to a banquet, Ming Tiannan would prepare a whole pile of medicine for him.
At home, Ming Tiannan would secretly memorize every last one of his allergens.
When he had to attend social functions until the early hours of the morning, Ming Tiannan would wait for him to come home and ask him for a kiss.
He hated Ming Tiannan's constant pursuit.
His father had spied on him and his mother had tormented him ever since he was a child. It had made him cold and selfish. He hated love and hated being controlled by his emotions.
But he seemed to be changing, little by little.
He began to care about Ming Tiannan, indulge his ever-increasing demands, and even agree to let him fuck him after he was drugged.
This was terrible.
Then, just as he was finally ready to accept Ming Tiannan, he discovered the tracking device Ming Tiannan had planted on him.
It felt like a bucket of ice water had been poured over him. He was cold to the bone.
That's when he realized that Ming Tiannan had never been a good dog. He was a vicious hound that could bite.
Theme: When a dead tree meets spring, it blooms; after a long drought, rain finally comes.
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