When a Ninja Loaded the Absolute Choices Mod

XX is a shinobi born and raised in Konoha. She became gloomy when she was only one year old.

As far back as she can remember, she has been hounded by a System that claims it can change her fate. And its method is...

Forcing a mod called the Absolute System to load onto her.

From then on, she was on a path of no return.

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When she encounters the young heir of the Coconut Biscuit Clan, a clan that produces several village beauties every year, a set of options pops up before her.

[Choose: ① Confess to the young master with a cactus in your mouth

② Grab the young master's life and threaten him into dating you

③ Use the eldest young master to threaten the young master into dating you]

XX: ...

If you want to kill me, just say so.

When faced with the kid everyone in the village hates, she chooses:

[① Drag him into dancing "Mighty and Majestic"

② Use Konoha's ultimate ninjutsu, the Thousand Years of Death

③ Steal the instant noodles in his hands and eat them right in front of him]

When faced with a rogue shinobi from the village, she chooses:

[① Say, "Hey, bro. Your little brother and I have done everything we should and shouldn't have. Shouldn't you give your sister-in-law a little welcome gift?"

② Say, "Hey, hubby. Why aren't you saying anything, hubby?"

③ Say, "Bro, are you here to join me and your little brother?"

④ Kiss him forcefully, then say, "Forgive me one more time, Itachi, because I can take on ten at once."]

Her: ...

You're happy now that you've turned me into this, aren't you!!!

Wait, when did she become the first in the shinobi world in every sense of the word?

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Note: ① Still an all-pairings story, with the Warring States cast appearing.

② Some of the options in this story go pretty far. If you've watched Gintama, you probably don't need to worry about being offended. If you haven't, you can go watch Gintama first, hehe.

③ The heroine has an overpowered cheat.

④ The general concept will stay the same, but the details in the blurb may still change.

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⑥ Finally got six points. I'll add more later.

Added on 2025.7.26

Theme: Never give up easily, no matter how dangerous the situation.