[Stealing All the Dragons] Stop Making Memes, Guys

As the title says, I really wish there were fewer stale jokes in this world. Seriously, can't everyone be a little more sincere?

Then someone will reply, "There's a time and place for jokes!"

And I'll say, "Louis XVI would cry if he knew."

Friend: "He doesn't have a head anymore, so he can't cry."

Me: "..."

Louis XVI really was so strong.

I'm begging you on my knees: what are we supposed to do with this world, which is run like some ramshackle production?

Then, after I turned eighteen, I realized that even if you get on your knees, you can still make the "Mom, why am I kneeling to look at ○○?" joke.

...I accidentally made the whole synopsis one big joke again.

Readers are probably asking what the hell this story is even trying to say.

And I'll say, I have no idea. I really just wanted to make a beheading joke.

But since we're already here, why not...

Note:

1. I really want to make jokes. Hey, you guys in the comments on Douyin, can you slow down a little and let me finish this one?

2. Written while working. I don't know if it's crazy, but I'm really sleepy right now.

3. The protagonist is original, but I haven't picked a name. I haven't decided whether to give them a name at all, so I'm using first person for now.

4. Tomb Raider and Dragon Raja stories can't be contracted either, right? Just read if you feel like it. I'll write if I feel like it.

5. I just remembered I didn't get to make an Identity V joke this time. orz

Theme: Look at you, making jokes again.