This story is also known as Two-Legged Beast, What Are You Barking About?
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After pulling three all-nighters in a row to work on his thesis, Fang Xingyan transmigrated into an old-school danmei novel as a vicious cannon-fodder top who shared his name. He was doomed to bring about his own downfall, lose limbs, and see his family destroyed.
When he arrived, the cannon-fodder top had already followed the protagonist bottom onto a variety show. Not only had he pinned the bottom against a wall in front of the entire nation, he'd also stripped the protagonist top down to his underwear in front of everyone.
Fang Xingyan stared at the protagonist top's yellow SpongeBob SquarePants underwear, on the verge of tears.
Mom, I want to go home---
2.
To change his fate of losing his family and everything else, Fang Xingyan decided to keep his head down, behave himself, and serve as background scenery on the variety show.
Until he got into an argument with a dog in front of the entire nation.
3.
Fang Xingyan greeted the dog, but the dog got furious and chased him for two whole streets.
Only when the protagonist top showed up did the dog stop chasing him and sit motionless on the spot.
Fang Xingyan peeked out from behind the protagonist top and taunted the dog with one finger:
You, come at me!
Dog: Speechless =_=
Protagonist top: Interesting.
Netizens who didn't know the full story: Fang-Dog CP is real!!!
4.
And just like that, the Fang-Dog CP went viral.
5.
Now famous, Fang Xingyan continued working diligently as background scenery, teasing small animals until they got mad, then running to hide behind the protagonist top.
Before long, the protagonist top started looking at him strangely.
Fang Xingyan clutched his chest and took two steps back. "Dude, I'll admit you're handsome, but I'm not into AA romance."
Protagonist top: "...I was going to say I could book you an appointment with a psychiatrist and get your head checked."
5.
Later, the protagonist top's underwear changed from SpongeBob to Squidward.
He held his forehead and smiled wryly at the camera, saying he finally understood Squidward.
Just then, Fang Xingyan pushed open the door and called out the protagonist top's name:
"Chi Yanzhou, let's go catch some water---tease small animals together!"
A monogamous 1v1 sweet romance. The top only loves the bottom from beginning to end.
Character notes:
Bottom: Maxed-out mimicry, born for stand-up comedy, loves teasing small animals.
Top: A cool, mature exterior, a quirky and fun inner self, and a devoted SpongeBob SquarePants fan.
This is still in the upcoming works list! I'll start it as soon as I finish my current story! In any case, I hope you'll give it a try!
Theme: Caring for animals is everyone's responsibility
