I'm Not a Kitty, I'm a Siberian Tiger! [Book Transmigration]

[Sunny, wonderfully weird, chatty Northeast China tiger demon bottom x straightforward black dragon CEO top who loves animals but isn't liked by them]

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After the founding of the country, demons were forbidden from revealing their true forms. After his parents ascended, the second-generation demon Lin Xuan became the last tiger demon in the Greater Khingan Mountains.

After accidentally offending the White Immortal, he was cast by the old deity into a small world below. He became a cannon-fodder male supporting character in a business-warfare novel turned entertainment-industry fanfiction, and his demonic powers were sealed. Every night after 9 p.m., he would revert to his true form: a juvenile Northeast China tiger that looked a lot like a cat.

When Lin Xuan transmigrated into the book, the original story had already reached its middle-to-late stages. The original character had not only earned the dubious distinction of being hated by the entire internet, but had just 3,000 yuan to his name and had already agreed to appear on a dating reality show with an astronomical breach-of-contract penalty.

The show's guests included: Supporting Male Character No. 1, whose relationship with the original character had been used to drum up a ship without his consent; Supporting Male Character No. 2, whose role the original character had stolen; the male and female leads, whom the original character was about to shamelessly cling to; and the business novel's male lead, who was destined to stay single forever.

Lin Xuan: Whatever. I'll do what I want. Worst case, I'll go back to the mountains and live as a wild Northeast China tiger.

2

The dating show sent the guests to a zoo. While everyone else gathered around the adorable giant pandas, Lin Xuan alone ran off to enthusiastically chat with the South China tiger through the enclosure's wire fence.

After a while, the South China tiger asked confidently, "Hey, are you from the Northeast?"

Lin Xuan frowned in confusion. "Huh? How'd you know I'm a Northeast China tiger? I didn't think I had an accent."

3

Lin Xuan had a great time on the dating show. He wasn't planning on maintaining any kind of public persona, so he said whatever he wanted and did as he pleased. He got to travel on the show's dime, ship the guests, and return to his old job as a fanfiction writer, even becoming a minor hit in the fandom.

There was just one dangerous part: the whole show was livestreamed 24/7. If anyone caught him transforming, wouldn't they drag him away and dissect him for research?

Luckily, where there's a will, there's a way. He could absorb spiritual energy from the original protagonist of the source novel, the child of fortune in the original world: the male lead of the business novel.

As long as he absorbed enough spiritual energy, he wouldn't turn back into his true form and could stay human.

4

So whenever the protagonist ate, Lin Xuan had to squeeze in beside him. Whenever the protagonist drank water, he had to hover nearby. When the protagonist went to sleep...

Well, there was nothing he could do about that. Lin Xuan could only sneak off with the protagonist's belongings and sniff them from time to time.

The protagonist, whose things were being secretly sniffed: ?

5

Sneaking around and stealing things all the time wasn't a solution. Lin Xuan was a big shot in the Greater Khingan Mountains, after all. He had some dignity to uphold.

So, on a dark and windy night, he knocked on the protagonist's door, a rose clenched in his teeth, and asked confidently, "Hey, want to fake a relationship for the cameras?"

The protagonist's expression was cool as he indicated that Lin Xuan should name his price.

Lin Xuan didn't have a penny to his name, so he had nothing to offer. Then he had an idea. In the novel, the protagonist wasn't liked by small animals, but he loved fluffy things.

So, right in front of the protagonist, he transformed into his true form.

Lin Xuan did his best to put on a cute act and let out an "Awooo."

The protagonist's eyes flickered. He patted Lin Xuan's round ears, then tried to rub his belly.

Lin Xuan sprang up like a carp and rolled over. "No way! That costs extra!"

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Later, Lin Xuan beat his chest and regretted everything. Then the man behind him pulled him up and wrapped him in his arms.

The protagonist, so mature and restrained in front of the cameras, gently nibbled his ear and coaxed him softly:

"Be a good kitty and show me your tail."

Lin Xuan held his breath. "I'm not a kitty. I'm a Northeast China tiger."

Character profiles:

A sunny, cheerful, endlessly chatty and wonderfully weird Northeast China tiger demon bottom who seems like a romance expert but is actually clueless about love

A mature, levelheaded black dragon CEO top who loves fluffy things but isn't liked by animals, so he can only cuddle his own wife. He also loves being direct.

[Reading guide]

1. Fictional entertainment industry setting, no real-life inspirations. Just a sweet little story.

2. Read for fun, and don't take it too seriously. Especially, please don't yell at me. (Bows.)

And here's a preview of my next story:

After Transmigrating Into a Book, I Became Famous in the Entertainment Industry by Arguing with Animals

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After staying up all night working on his thesis for three days straight, Fang Xingyan transmigrated into an old-school danmei novel, becoming a vicious cannon-fodder top who shared his name. In the end, he'll bring about his own ruin, losing limbs and watching his family perish.

When he arrived, the cannon-fodder top had already followed the protagonist bottom onto a variety show. He had pinned the protagonist bottom against a wall in front of the entire country and even stripped the protagonist top down to his underwear in front of everyone.

Fang Xingyan looked at the protagonist top's yellow SpongeBob SquarePants underwear and wanted to cry.

Mom, I want to go home!

2.

To change his fate of losing his family, Fang Xingyan decided to keep his head down, behave himself, and be a background character on the variety show.

That is, until he got into an argument with a dog in front of the entire country.

3.

Fang Xingyan greeted a dog, but it got angry and chased him down two streets.

Then the protagonist top showed up, and the dog stopped chasing him, sitting motionless on the spot.

Fang Xingyan peeked out from behind the protagonist top and pointed a finger at the dog in provocation:

"You! Come at me!"

Dog: Speechless. =_=

Protagonist top: This is interesting.

Netizens who didn't know what was going on: Fang and Dog are a real couple!!!

4.

And just like that, the Fang-and-Dog ship became a hit.

5.

After becoming famous, Fang Xingyan kept dutifully playing the background character. He'd tease small animals, make them angry, then run to hide behind the protagonist top.

Before long, the protagonist top started looking at him strangely.

Fang Xingyan clutched his chest and took two steps back. "Dude, I admit you're handsome, but I'm not into guys who are both tops."

Protagonist top: "...I meant I could book you an appointment with a psychiatrist to get your head checked."

5.

Later, the protagonist top's underwear changed from SpongeBob SquarePants to Squidward.

He sighed and laughed helplessly at the camera, saying he finally understood Squidward.

Just then, Fang Xingyan opened the door and called out the protagonist top's name:

"Chi Yanzhou, let's go catch water... I mean, tease some small animals!"

A sweet, exclusive one-on-one romance. The top only loves the bottom from beginning to end.

Character profiles:

Bottom: Maxed-out mimicry skills, born to do stand-up, loves teasing small animals

Top: Cool and mature on the outside, weird and funny on the inside, devoted SpongeBob SquarePants fan

It's still up for pre-order! I'll start writing it as soon as I finish this story! Everyone's welcome to check it out!

Theme: Eat and drink as you please, and don't let troubles get to you