[Honghuang] You Like Little B Too, Don't You?

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[Content warnings first]

1. This is my take on the Primordial Continent genre, an irreverent Primordial Continent story focused on fun and comedy, with a little bit of leveling up.

2. Tongtian and Bige have nothing but a master-disciple, father-and-son bond. There will be a brief romantic subplot for a supporting character later.

3. The Three Pure Ones aren't splitting up. They're all on good terms! The Investiture of the Gods arc has a different plan!

4. Bige will always be in his adorable phase (forgive a child born with a congenital deficiency. He's already doing amazingly well to have grown this big).

5. Don't insult the characters I've written. If you have to insult someone, insult me instead. Sob.

[Blurb]

After Pangu created heaven and earth, the Primordial Continent entered an era of unprecedented bustle. All kinds of primordial beings and strange creatures were born, and the Primordial Continent was about to welcome a demon king who would make them tremble!

Bige, the incarnation of the primordial divine creature Bige on the Primordial Continent, captured the hearts of countless beings as soon as he was born, with his big, bling-bling eyes, his little whimpering sounds, and his soft, chubby belly.

Born beneath the protection of the Heavenly Dao's fortune, he was picked up by Tongtian and promptly gained an all-purpose dad, two guardians who cleaned up his messes, and a whole pile of endless mischief. From then on, he began his life of running wild across the Primordial Continent.

Excerpt One:

Tongtian, a renowned lover of fluffy creatures, prankster, exotic pet breeder, ecologist, botanist, zoologist, and educator in the Primordial Continent, had achieved great things in his life. His one mistake was picking up Bige when he was young and foolish, fooled by that soft, chubby belly.

"What?! I'm going to throw a tantrum! Hurry up and say I'm your favorite!" Bige couldn't stand people calling him a trickster. It was clearly the person in front of him who had gotten so obsessed with his chubby belly that he took him home. His mom, the Heavenly Dao, never said she wouldn't raise him!

Tongtian: I just grabbed him before someone else could! Hehehe.JPG

Excerpt Two:

Little Bige, picked up and brought home, was simply the cutest creature in the world. Look at that soft, chubby belly! Listen to those adorable little breaths!

Tongtian clutched his chest dramatically: "Oh! He's just too adorable!"

Even Yuanshi had to admit that the little thing in front of him was far too cute!

But for the sake of keeping up appearances, he still had to say, "Don't let your toys distract you from your proper pursuits!"

Then he secretly rubbed little Bige's round belly.

Laozi watched his two younger brothers with a serene expression and praised them: "Excellent!"

But as little Bige grew day by day, everyone's attitude began to change...

Tongtian: Grabbing little Bige and yelling at the top of his lungs, "What are you eating? Spit it out, spit it out!" Poke poke poke

Yuanshi: Today, we're going to study moral precepts~

Bige, with his legs kicked up: "Wer wer wer wer, what are you saying? Bige can't hear you!"

Laozi: Pulls the horsetail whisk out of Bige's mouth. "Excellent." (in a weak, exhausted voice)

That day, Gonggong accidentally stepped on Bige's favorite toy and covered his face, weeping. "Wahhh, I'm a disgrace to the entire Wu Clan! Wahhh!" Before he could finish, Bige's werwerwer werwerwer werwerwer rang across the entire Primordial Continent, echoing for three days and never fading away.

Coming soon in my collection: "National Destiny Survival: Is This How You Play a Saintly Father?"

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Serious blurb:

In the year 2333 of the Xia calendar, Planet Earth faces an unprecedented crisis: resources are running out, and natural disasters are relentless.

A thousand miles of barren land. The balance between the endless day and endless night has collapsed. Solar storms slice through the atmosphere like scythes and sweep across the globe.

Just as the world is about to sink into eternal night, humanity's desperate calls to the universe finally receive a response: the Mysterious Sea has arrived!

[Ding!]

[Level One civilization seed detected. Inheritance integrity: 71%]

[Civilization Trial activated: Selected Ones may be chosen to take part in the Mysterious Sea Trial and salvage a future of their own!]

[Come on!]

[Join this trial, with civilization itself as the stake!]

[Go beyond your home planet, beyond your civilization, and venture into the Mysterious Sea of the universe!]

Irreverent blurb:

Xia Tian is an orphan abandoned by his parents, raised in an orphanage in this absurd apocalypse where everyone is trying to save themselves.

On his sixteenth birthday, now legally considered an "adult" capable of living independently, Xia Tian is about to be kicked out of the orphanage. But to his utter surprise, the Mysterious Sea arrives.

"Lucky" Xia Tian is selected as a trial participant and forced down a completely different path in life.

Faced with the Civilization Trial, Xia Tian refuses. He just wants to live out this crappy life in peace. Let someone else take the trial!

But Xia Tian is soon told that once a participant is selected, they can't be replaced unless they die. If the trial fails, Planet Earth will be destroyed along with them!

Xia Tian: I'm still young. I don't want to die. I think I can do this!

To survive, Xia Tian can only choose a talent.

With a flash of golden light, Xia Tian draws an S-rank talent: [Saintly Father]

Xia Tian: ???

Is this the Saintly Father I'm thinking of?

You're telling me to be a saintly father in this extremely dangerous trial, where I could lose my life at any moment???!!!

Damn it! Where are my doubled resources? My unlimited mana and attack power? My infinite storage space?

I want to go back to Planet Earth!

Xia Tian: "I request another draw! I want a cheat! I want a golden finger!"

System: [This System strictly forbids cheats.]

And so, with no choice but to go along with it, Xia Tian set off with his talent and the other trial participants across a vast ocean, beginning the Civilization Trial!

Theme: As heaven keeps moving forward with vigor, a noble person should strive ceaselessly to strengthen themselves.