How do you stop your husband from becoming president?
Obviously, you become president yourself.
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Eve is a quintessential blonde bombshell.
She's beautiful, sweet-voiced, and smoking hot, with blonde hair and blue eyes like a Barbie doll.
She was born into a typical white, middle-class family. As a child, she loved horseback riding and skiing. At school, she set her sights on becoming prom queen and a sorority leader. As an adult, she became one of countless Instagram influencers.
Her life script was crystal clear: grow up, marry a rich man, and become a rich man's wife.
Everything went smoothly. She grew up beautiful and married a self-made millionaire. If nothing unexpected happened, she would have spent her life as a gorgeous ornament, living in luxury.
But.
On her first wedding anniversary, she had a nightmare.
In the dream, her husband won the presidential election, killed a man in red, and was then killed by someone wearing a white cape.
Her life was ruined.
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Eve woke up in a fright and patted her chest.
It was just a dream.
Three months later, her husband told her he was preparing to officially announce his campaign for the next U.S. presidential election.
Eve: ...
Eve: Nooo!
After every attempt to stop him failed, Eve had a flash of inspiration: Why not announce my own candidacy first? I'll take his path and leave him nowhere to go!
So the next day, Eve announced to the whole world on livestream: I'm running for president! Please give me your support (finger heart).
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How do you run for president?
Wake up one day to find that the whole world's political literacy has dropped a hundredfold, while yours hasn't changed at all...
Well, it definitely can't be like this ↑
Eve's first step:
Find a famous master to figure out whether she has better odds joining the Blue Party or the Red Party.
Supreme Sorcerer Strange: ...
Sorry, we don't offer that service.
Eve's second step:
Figure out how to stack the odds in her favor.
She can't change her background or skin color, so she'll have to resort to magic.
The next day, Eve said on livestream: I'm actually transgender. I'm biologically female but psychologically male, and I'm also gay. I've struggled with my identity for years, until I met Lex...
The inexplicably gay Mr. L: ...
Reputation ruined.
Eve's third step:
Get famous people to campaign for her.
Captain America: Huh? Me? I haven't even sorted out my accounts from 70 years in suspended animation or my IRS bills.
Superman: Huh? Me? I'm an alien. I can't vote!
Batman: (Unavailable)
Iron Man: This year's presidential election is lively. Pepper, why don't you run too?
Eve's fourth step:
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A year later, Eve, now in the White House: So being president of the United States is this easy?
Mr. L, who handled strategy, spent money, came up with policies, wrote speeches, and cleaned up messes until he was losing his hair: .
One-line summary: I'm president of the United States
1. In this world, presidential candidates don't have to be at least 35 years old.
2. The story begins with a prelude to the White Superman storyline, but it won't ultimately follow that timeline.
3. A political comedy about superheroes. The author knows nothing about politics, so everything is made up. Please leave your brain at the door while reading.
4. Everything in this story, from the characters to the political system, is a massive case of OOC!
5. The male lead is Mr. Lex, the story's biggest victim. He should keep his hair.
6. The female lead will grow into the role and eventually become a good president. The main story ends when she becomes president, but there may be presidential slice-of-life extras that are even longer than the main story.
7. The idea came to the author after watching the new Superman movie, which is why the female lead is named Eve. Other than that, the story has nothing to do with the new Superman movie.
Theme: Everyone has potential beyond their own imagination
