The Great Ancient Gods Are No Match for a Cruise Ship

Jiang Zeyu graduated with a degree in psychological medicine, only to land the enviable prize of unemployment. So she became a livestreamer and stand-up comedian.

As a not-so-popular comedian, she got hardly any stage time. In her free time, she might as well livestream jokes for her viewers. One big yacht gift would cover her fee for a performance.

Just as life was starting to get better, she transmigrated into a strange, bizarre parallel world set in the modern era. She looked uncertainly at the situation. “Ancient gods need blood and tears? Go ask my former boss. Her mansion, her sports car, all that gold and silver she wears: every bit of it is stained with my blood and tears.”

“What kind of thing is an indescribable horror? Can it be more indescribable than my older brother? The day before yesterday, he said I was his only sister and he'd always take care of me. Today he says if I don't come up with a 400,000 dowry, he won't marry me off to another family.”

“You have to endure pain to become a god? Then my friend's ex-wife already has an ancient god's body. Her fiance confessed to me, and she said my haircut was so ugly she couldn't understand how anyone liked me.”

“You mean if I become your follower, I can eat bread every day? Even my boss knows to dangle a supervisor position in front of me. All you offer is a lousy loaf of bread?”

What good are ancient gods? Money matters more.

Theme: Cultivate a healthy mindset and resist mental pollution.