[Crossover] The Divine Protector Has Naturally Curly Hair

Xiao Hu Wan has been through many awful Masters, but with his companions protecting him, he still made his way to this citadel. When his new companions are in danger again, he is ready to sacrifice himself to protect them. "It's time for Xiao Hu to do something for you all." Gokotai stares at the corpses of the Time Retrograde Army scattered across the ground and speaks timidly. "Um... Mr. Xiao Hu Wan, Master has already killed all the enemies." Iwa Toushi has also been through many awful Masters. By the time he arrived at this citadel, he was so exhausted he could barely speak, and spent every day like a living corpse. Kagura: "Whoa! That hair color! That cowlick! Are you my long-lost big brother, Kami Toushi?!" After Kagura hugs him and grievously injures him three times, Iwa Toushi turns into a delinquent who hides near vending machines in a certain pose, like a character from Gintama. Mikazuki is an unlucky soul cursed with a malicious evil-god curse by his former Master. The only way he can survive is to stay by the Night King's side and fight poison with poison. A certain White Night King sticks his hand down his pants to scratch his butt, then picks his nose. "Huh? White Night King? You've got the wrong guy. I'm the Hundred-Night Wiper." Yamanbagiri has never had an awful Master, because his former Masters never really liked gloomy types like him. He's been constantly put down and ignored. "Why bother with someone as utterly ordinary as me?" The truly ordinary Nya-chan: "This guy really gets on my nerves." Blurb 2: "Mr. Sakata, according to the contract, you have agreed to become a Saniwa. If you fail to take the position, you will have to pay a penalty of fifty billion yen. Your term of employment runs from now until one year before your death. We look forward to working with you." "Are you kidding me? Don't you know I'm supposed to have the same lifespan as Sazae-san? This is fraud!" "If you refuse to pay the penalty and don't take the job, then under the contract, we can sell you to the Underworld in exchange for a suitable reward." "Nya-chan! Kagura! Save meee!" He, Sakata Gintoki, has believed in only two gods all his life: the God of Sugar and the Angel of Natural Curls. But he never imagined he would stumble into the world of tsukumogami. If it were just a bunch of handsome men, that would be one thing, but why saddle him with these corrupted tsukumogami who are even more trouble than chuunibyou teenagers?! Couples: Nya-chan x Pande Monium, GinTsu, OkiKagu, Kondo x Otae, KaneHori, IshiAo, Mikazuki x Tsurumaru, Ookuri x Uguisumaru. Important: This is a let-loose-for-fun story. The couples develop slowly, and romance is just a side dish. Making money is what matters. The Gintoki harem series [not really]. Lots of characters acting out of character, so read at your own risk. Male readers, beware. Theme: Talking about history in a crossover