I Just Died and I Didn't Abandon You.

CP: The big head and the small head randomly bear the burden of thinking, Tyrant Attack x Half-dead but still able to tell hell jokes, God Lord Shou Many years ago, I did not believe that ghosts and gods really existed. So when I was presiding over the heaven-sacrifice ceremony and was suddenly pressed down on the altar by a tyrant who had been raised by my own hands, and threatened me with a disaster relief edict, I did not resist. Later I died. The day after his death, I stood under the city gate, looking at my body hanging on the city gate, and thought sadly: I made a mistake, it turns out there really is a ghost in the world. If I had known earlier, I would not have agreed to do it to him in the Fengxian Hall last time. It would have been very bad to be seen by the ancestors. But if you think about it carefully, they are not my ancestors... Ugh. Well, that's a bit guilty! ! ! Later, my ass rose to the top by preventing a tyrant from causing harm to the world. And since my butt is such an integral part of who I am, I soared along with it. On the day of his ascension, the tyrant set fire to the hall and killed himself, leaving no trace of his body. Lord Zhuque asked me: Lin Chungong, what do you think about this? Me: I have many thoughts, but first of all, my name is really not Lin Chungong. I, Quehua Shenjun Lin Xiuli, have never lived up to the trust entrusted to me by the late emperor and lived up to the expectations of the people throughout my life. My only regret is that I didn't get to see the little beast I raised before I died, and tell him that actually... I've been putting up with you for a damn long time! ! ! Of course, if you can promise not to bite my belt, tear my clothes, or bite my ankles again, and agree to be kicked eighteen times by me, cut into minced meat, stuffed into a frying pan and fried into dog meat balls, I will still be willing to continue to support you. Reading guide: 1. Previous life: Crazy criticism of the Big Tyrant and attack on the righteous ninja Emperor Shishou, warning with a broadsword forged from dog's blood 2. The whole plot + memory killing are staggered, which is relatively slow. 3. The article is in the first person, and there may be a small amount of third person in the memory of the killing. 4. Contains a lot of hell jokes, 1111 ——Play a pre-recorded version of "No One Wants Me to Return to the Jianghu to Be a Savage"—— How many steps does it take to go from being the best sword in the world, admired by everyone, to being despised by everyone in the imperial court? The first step: kill your master and brother. Step Two: Being hunted by the whole world. Step 3: When he was lying in tatters at the bottom of the cliff and doubting his life, a kind-hearted boss suddenly handed over Jin Yiwei's contract and invited him to be his employee. The contract clearly states: The annual salary is one thousand taels of gold, and there is no need to clock in or socialize with colleagues. All you need to do is to be a good sword for the boss. The boss will kill whom with the sword. Once the sword is done, you will get off work immediately. Ye Shu, the client who was rescued from Feng Chen: Is there such a good thing? ! Ye Jianxian came to Beijing with the salary advanced by his boss, and was mesmerized by the prosperous world on the first day - the roast goose in Dongshi was crispy and tender, the fine wine in Xifang was strong and mellow, the hot spring in the South Tower was as smooth as grease, and the brocade quilt in the North Pavilion was as soft as clouds. The streets are filled with knives and fire, the tea soup at the end of the alley is splashed with snow patterns, the dice in the gambling house are raining gold, and the sleeves on the stage are dancing in ecstasy... Ye Shu suddenly realized: What, it turns out that what I traveled through was not a sword in the beginning, but a place where I was eating, drinking and having fun in ancient times? So what does it mean that I have slept on ropes in ancient tombs for so many years, only eaten hard-boiled eggs when I went out, fell off the cliff at every turn to be disemboweled by white apes, broke into the desert to eat sand and picked up broken stones, and finally managed to grab a copy of the magic skill but found that the prerequisite for practice is to draw a knife from the palace...? ! Are you considered a savage? ! Ye Shu lay down in the brocade bushes, clasped his hands, and declared that he had forgotten his roots: Don't call me Ye Jianxian from now on, please call me Commander Ye! Ye Shu, the former best swordsman in the world and now the commander of the Jinyiwei, quickly degenerated from a swordsman who danced after hearing the chicken to a court hawk who slept until he woke up naturally. He only thought about three things every day: What to eat in the morning? What to eat for lunch? What to have for dinner? Oh, and what's for late night snack? The good days are beautiful every day, but the only flaw is that when the three-year period is approaching, the boss has no intention of renewing the contract. Ye Shu was so anxious all day that even the hot candy cakes that had just been baked were tasteless! One day before the contract expired, he finally couldn't help it and walked into his boss's room to discuss the renewal of the contract. - How many steps does it take to hold the bright moon in your arms? The first step: design to make the world think that he killed his master and brother. Step 2: Post a high reward to lure the whole world to hunt him down. The third step: Find the bright moon that has fallen into the sky before everyone else, and force him to make a three-year agreement. In this way, you can completely hold the shocking sword that you glimpsed when you were young in your own hands. Even if the cost is that the other person no longer has a gentle smile on his face, and no longer wears a white dress. If there is no mission, he will hide in his house and practice swordsmanship all day long, ignoring anyone. Mu Yunbai knew very well that the relationship between them was just a deal: he found the mastermind who framed Ye Shu for murdering his master and brother, causing everyone to betray their relatives, in exchange for him to serve him for three years. He promised that after three years, he would present that person to the other party. On the last day of the three-year period, Mu Yunbai made Ye Shu meet the mastermind as promised - he was poisoned and had no power to resist, so he could be humiliated, tortured, and exacted for revenge. - At noon the next day, Ye Shu opened his eyes and saw half a piece of jade beside Mu Yunbai's pillow. It was made of the same material as the other half left by the real murderer next to the body of his master and brother, and the fractures fit perfectly. Ye Shu was shocked. The boss is too careless! If you don't keep this kind of key evidence, what if he notices it? ! He smashed the jade pendant into powder with one palm, and lay down on the soft and fragrant brocade quilt with his arms around his boss as if nothing had happened. Commander Ye made the adults look firm. No one! Don't even think about it! ! Let me return to the world and be a savage! ! ! - CP: Jinyiwei Commander x Regent You need force, you need brains, you still have force. In short, force is the best in the world. Reading guide: 1. Dihua flow + two-way misunderstanding, half nonsense and half nonsense. The attack is responsible for the stupidity, and the reception is responsible for the blood. 2. All knives are obtained through hard work and brainstorming, so cherish them! 3. A few system elements, including attack, are passed over from martial arts games. Intention: People can live their own lives