Please Shut Up

I became an immortal, and then I was demoted to earth on the first day I became an immortal. It's just that I'm unlucky. The thing is this: the day I became an immortal happened to be the 10,000th birthday of the Emperor of Heaven. The heaven held a grand banquet for this purpose, and all the immortals celebrated together and enjoyed themselves happily. At the banquet, every immortal took turns raising a glass to wish the Emperor of Heaven a birthday. As an immortal who was stuck at the last second before the banquet started, I naturally took the last turn. The problem lies here. In front of me are all the immortals in the entire heaven, which is tens of thousands of people! They said all the blessings they could say! ! ! When it was finally my turn, I exhausted all my life experiences and still could not think of a single auspicious word that would not be repeated. So under the attention of all the immortals in heaven, I raised my glass and meditated for a long time, and finally sincerely offered my sincere blessing to the Emperor of Heaven: "May your poop always be smooth." … In this way, on the first day of my ascension, I was demoted to earth by the Emperor of Heaven. CP: Kill yourself to prove your truth, criticize the yandere and attack the whole body with disabilities Reading guide: 1. At the age of master and apprentice, the apprentice attacks the master and suffers. 2. Main sand sculpture, including a small number of knives. 3. The protagonist is a very good talker, and he becomes the most disliked person in the three worlds (not the most popular person in the world) due to his ability. 4. But he is a fox, so forgive him for not speaking human words. Purpose: Speak your own words and leave others speechless.