The universe is huge, but the past is as small as gravel.
Most of the time, he wanders alone in the universe, looking for planets to devour, and only occasionally encounters other wanderers. They either cooperate or fight, sometimes both at the same time. In the process of chasing or being chased, He will pass by many planets, and those beautiful or ugly stars will leave traces in His long memory. While He was waiting for the spores to mature, He would think of them and put them into His dreams. But He couldn't remember their colors, so those stars could only be made of gray-white stones, spinning quietly in His dreams, remaining the same for hundreds, thousands, and tens of thousands of years.
At that time, He did not understand the meaning of this.
Warning: Foreign gods with original ways
Update 2022.04.20: First of all, let me explain to all the little angels that the first poisonous mushroom part of this article has been completed, and you can watch it with confidence. Secondly, I would like to apologize. I have been trying for too long to unlock the first chapter of the second part. I can't delete it even if I want to delete it. I really can't move it, so this chapter will only end with the first part. If I have the chance, I will open the second part alone. Anyway, thank you for liking the little jellyfish mushroom~
——The one currently being updated is "I'm Just Dead, I'm Not Abandoning You", it's a bitch + hell joke flavor, welcome to eat——
CP: The big head and the small head randomly bear the burden of thinking, Tyrant Attack x Half-dead but still able to tell hell jokes, God Lord Shou
Many years ago, I did not believe that ghosts and gods really existed. So when I was presiding over the heaven-sacrifice ceremony and was suddenly pressed down on the altar by a tyrant who had been raised by my own hands, and threatened me with a disaster relief edict, I did not resist.
Later I died.
The day after his death, I stood under the city gate, looking at my body hanging on the city gate, and thought sadly: I made a mistake, it turns out there really is a ghost in the world. If I had known earlier, I would not have agreed to do it to him in the Fengxian Hall last time. It would have been very bad to be seen by the ancestors.
But if you think about it carefully, they are not my ancestors... Ugh.
Well, that's a bit guilty! ! !
Later, my ass rose to the top by preventing a tyrant from causing harm to the world. And since my butt is such an integral part of who I am, I soared along with it.
On the day of his ascension, the tyrant set fire to the hall and killed himself, leaving no trace of his body.
Lord Zhuque asked me: Lin Chungong, what do you think about this?
Me: I have many thoughts, but first of all, my name is really not Lin Chungong.
I, Quehua Shenjun Lin Xiuli, have never lived up to the trust entrusted to me by the late emperor and lived up to the expectations of the people throughout my life. My only regret is that I didn't get to see the little beast I raised before I died, and tell him that actually... I've been putting up with you for a damn long time! ! !
Of course, if you can promise not to bite my belt, tear my clothes, or bite my ankles again, and agree to be kicked eighteen times by me, cut into minced meat, stuffed into a frying pan and fried into dog meat balls, I will still be willing to continue to support you.
Reading guide:
1. Previous life: Crazy criticism of the Big Tyrant and attack on the righteous ninja Emperor Shishou, warning with a broadsword forged from dog's blood
2. The whole plot + memory killing are staggered, which is relatively slow.
3. The article is in the first person, and there may be a small amount of third person in the memory of the killing.
4. Contains a lot of hell jokes, 1111
Motto: You will definitely meet someone trustworthy
Reader comments
Being surrounded by three gods, you can still run away after fishing out the middle sequence and returning it to a safe place. Well, Xiao Mushroom's giving up promotion to save others also indirectly gave him a way to survive in the melee of four sequence 0 true gods.
What did Ying Ying Mushroom do wrong to treat him like this? He just wanted to save Mr. Mitchell Jr. - As we all know, friendly mushrooms are edible, especially mushrooms (to Leonard) are friendly mushrooms, so especially mushrooms are edible (bushi) - #Reduction Fallacy#
The box contains all the things that are important to Uriah, right? ! Although he doesn't understand human nature, he already regards Leonard as something important! I cried... The ignorant mushrooms smell so good
Mushroom: Hello, Ms. Despair
Ms. Despair: Don't come near me!
The evil god who wants to do bad things but has no intention of doing good things has an easier road. Otherwise, under the surveillance of the dark night, an evil and dangerous alien god would have been posted on the wall long ago.
Wow, red gloves are the most obvious symbol of bond, memory, strength, hatred and Luntu. They are often used as props on A3 (
There is a sense of deja vu as if the daughter is stupid and sweet and doesn't know the dangers of the outside world, so she becomes an evil mushroom, so the relatives and friends around her work hard to beat the mandarin ducks (nonsense, don't scold me qwq
Although he is an evil mushroom, he tried his best qwq
Sure enough, Leonard got the starring script! But after all, these books are all biographies of alien gods.
The little mushrooms are so cute.
"The master gave Dobby a sock" and Leonard left Uriah a glove.
The words make the little mushroom lose all its strength
Therefore, the focus is not on the evil god, but on the money...
So, the second part is Desire, Madman Chapter? ?
So looking forward to it!
When I read the original work, I didn't think The Poet Classmate was so good.
As a result, after reading my wife's article...
The image of the poet classmate has been forgotten in the back of my mind, only the determined and kind-hearted Luntu is in my mind!
Not weak at all, a super fit and beautiful idiot~it smells so good! ! !
I'm really looking forward to the second part! Please update!
I already hate Leonard
Oops, the little jellyfish's appearance in the next chapter has been locked. I originally thought I could make an appearance on the last day of this year, hahaha. I can't fix it these days. If you want to see the follow-up, go to lofter first. They are all with the same name. Let's wait until it is fixed.
The road gets wider and wider with little mushrooms
Isn't this just opening up the landscape and broadening the path~
Hahahaha, damn it, I was really sad at first, but after reading the story, I suddenly started laughing.
It's actually an open BE!
Crazy! !
Does Leonard know that Little Mushroom saved him?
This is a very, very favorite article about fast time travel. I liked fast time travel at the time and accidentally discovered this book. The writing is really good and the character creation is completely different from the facial expressions that are popular in fast time travel in the market today. Ye Ye is really not a scumbag (). I can feel from various plots that he is a good person. He is indeed a pure stream of fast time travel. Many people have written about this kind of protagonist who is like a heartthrob. But Ye Ye's portrayal is really good. You can feel the reason why everyone loves him. You will also like him after reading it. Also, the images of each attack are not weak. It can be said that my White Moonlight is about to wear out. Baiyueguang forever and ever without any meal replacement (I was shocked when I saw the full text for free.
Cat Cat Bug: Wu QAQ (Pain Mask. Jpg)
So Leonard is pregnant with a baby? (Probably not pregnant with Zhenzao's baby)
Is it really cp-free? If not, can it be marked as Danmei? Or is this a story with two male protagonists?
Let me ask a serious question. I remember that in the original book, this mass death was caused by the smog caused by the Witch Church. The Aurora Society was just taking the blame. The danger brought by the Aurora Society was after the arrival of the evil god.
So this is the other half of [Corrosor] - Crazy?(/(°∞°))
What should I do if I want to laugh every time I see Zuo Hua?
Mushrooms mushrooms we need mushrooms
Suddenly I discovered that the teacher was actually the contracted author... Meng Yi opened a new book for the second part and then entered v [Rainbow Fart]
Being surrounded by three gods, you can still run away after fishing out the middle sequence and returning it to a safe place. Well, Xiao Mushroom's giving up promotion to save others also indirectly gave him a way to survive in the melee of four sequence 0 true gods.
What did Ying Ying Mushroom do wrong to treat him like this? He just wanted to save Mr. Mitchell Jr. - As we all know, friendly mushrooms are edible, especially mushrooms (to Leonard) are friendly mushrooms, so especially mushrooms are edible (bushi) - #Reduction Fallacy#
The box contains all the things that are important to Uriah, right? ! Although he doesn't understand human nature, he already regards Leonard as something important! I cried... The ignorant mushrooms smell so good
Mushroom: Hello, Ms. Despair Ms. Despair: Don't come near me!
The evil god who wants to do bad things but has no intention of doing good things has an easier road. Otherwise, under the surveillance of the dark night, an evil and dangerous alien god would have been posted on the wall long ago.
Wow, red gloves are the most obvious symbol of bond, memory, strength, hatred and Luntu. They are often used as props on A3 (
There is a sense of deja vu as if the daughter is stupid and sweet and doesn't know the dangers of the outside world, so she becomes an evil mushroom, so the relatives and friends around her work hard to beat the mandarin ducks (nonsense, don't scold me qwq Although he is an evil mushroom, he tried his best qwq
Sure enough, Leonard got the starring script! But after all, these books are all biographies of alien gods. The little mushrooms are so cute.
"The master gave Dobby a sock" and Leonard left Uriah a glove.
The words make the little mushroom lose all its strength
Therefore, the focus is not on the evil god, but on the money...
So, the second part is Desire, Madman Chapter? ? So looking forward to it! When I read the original work, I didn't think The Poet Classmate was so good. As a result, after reading my wife's article... The image of the poet classmate has been forgotten in the back of my mind, only the determined and kind-hearted Luntu is in my mind! Not weak at all, a super fit and beautiful idiot~it smells so good! ! ! I'm really looking forward to the second part! Please update!
I already hate Leonard
Oops, the little jellyfish's appearance in the next chapter has been locked. I originally thought I could make an appearance on the last day of this year, hahaha. I can't fix it these days. If you want to see the follow-up, go to lofter first. They are all with the same name. Let's wait until it is fixed.
The road gets wider and wider with little mushrooms
Isn't this just opening up the landscape and broadening the path~
Hahahaha, damn it, I was really sad at first, but after reading the story, I suddenly started laughing.
It's actually an open BE! Crazy! !
Does Leonard know that Little Mushroom saved him?
This is a very, very favorite article about fast time travel. I liked fast time travel at the time and accidentally discovered this book. The writing is really good and the character creation is completely different from the facial expressions that are popular in fast time travel in the market today. Ye Ye is really not a scumbag (). I can feel from various plots that he is a good person. He is indeed a pure stream of fast time travel. Many people have written about this kind of protagonist who is like a heartthrob. But Ye Ye's portrayal is really good. You can feel the reason why everyone loves him. You will also like him after reading it. Also, the images of each attack are not weak. It can be said that my White Moonlight is about to wear out. Baiyueguang forever and ever without any meal replacement (I was shocked when I saw the full text for free.
Cat Cat Bug: Wu QAQ (Pain Mask. Jpg)
So Leonard is pregnant with a baby? (Probably not pregnant with Zhenzao's baby)
Is it really cp-free? If not, can it be marked as Danmei? Or is this a story with two male protagonists?
Let me ask a serious question. I remember that in the original book, this mass death was caused by the smog caused by the Witch Church. The Aurora Society was just taking the blame. The danger brought by the Aurora Society was after the arrival of the evil god.
So this is the other half of [Corrosor] - Crazy?(/(°∞°))
What should I do if I want to laugh every time I see Zuo Hua?
Mushrooms mushrooms we need mushrooms
Suddenly I discovered that the teacher was actually the contracted author... Meng Yi opened a new book for the second part and then entered v [Rainbow Fart]
You Mushroom just wants to save Lun
Ah, Zik is really good to drink.