I'm Really Not a Player

Detectives, police officers, FBI agents, curious bystanders, dear audience, although I've been confessed to one after another by a bomber, a genius hacker, a gentle singer, a cool lawyer, an adorable chef, and an evil assassin, please hear me out:

I really am not a player!!!

Asu Fubuki, who is vacationing in the Detective Conan world while serving as an examiner for the final performance class, has fallen into an unprecedented reputation crisis.

Act One: The bombing that shocked Tokyo ruined my dream of having a cool male idol.

Act Two: A man devoted to his career is the real male idol.

Act Three: Someone sabotages my gaming career. I'm coming to the concert!

Act Four: I was just sitting at home, and a threatening letter came out of nowhere.

Act Five: Drinking organic coffee downstairs to build up good karma.

Act Six: I will always remember that year beneath the cherry blossoms, when my examinees were still as pure as blank paper.

Asu Fubuki (in tears): It was just an open-ended acting exam with the theme "Confession"! You didn't have to ruin my reputation! I'm very generous with my scores!!!

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[Conan Hangout (7)]

[How Many More Shifts Today]

I! Can't! Go! On!!! I worked for a whole year! Night shifts at a convenience store, sorting parcels, playing a zombie in a haunted house... I finally saved enough to redeem "Super-Ultimate Romantic Fireworks" in the System shop... and then a bomber stole them, thinking they were real explosives!!! (freaking out) The package clearly said "LOVE LOVE Fireworks Bonus Item" and was covered in glittery hearts!! Is that guy illiterate?!

[Dark Night Hacker King]

My good buddy Kaito helped me prepare a confession (smug). Let's see:

Tonight at midnight,

I will represent the poor souls you've toyed with and steal your heart.

Wait, bro, don't come over... No, don't you dare go over there!

[Boss and Coworkers in Heaven]

The male bassist from Cat's Eye planted a bug in my practice room. What does he mean by that? Is he trying to plagiarize my confession song?

Heh, anyone who dares to *& is getting @&*#!

[Screenwriter Z]

Latest script: After Asu Fubuki drinks the "true love potion," he loses his memory, and only my kiss can awaken him.

The novelist next door, Yusaku Kudo, keeps asking about the plot as if it were just a casual question. Does that mean the story structure for this one is really good?

[Eco-Terrorist]

I drew a 100-square-meter heart on the cafe floor with organic sauce, and the Detective Boys stared at me disapprovingly... Sigh, even the kids think I'm joking... But at least it's more eco-friendly than the fireworks plan from [How Many More Shifts Today], right...?

[A Bottle of Real Booze]

^_^

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Why does the face of that old friend linger before my eyes, bringing sorrow again and again?

Are the joys and sorrows of a play already decided from the start?

On August 27, 2025, we invite you to become [a member of the audience jury] and join us in enjoying this grand, celebratory song of confession.

Act One: Tokyo Trembles, 12 Million Viewers

Act Two: 402 ERROR: Heartbeat Overload

Act Three: Murder at the Concert

Act Four: Three Plays, Two Directors, One Confession

Act Five: The Cafe Romance Operation

Act Six: This Manhattan Isn't Very Cold

P.S.:

1. All five members of the police academy trio survive.

2. The main story has no pairing, but some characters have one-sided feelings for the male lead. If you like them, check out the bonus chapters~

3. The timeline has been significantly altered.

Theme: Love is just around the next corner.