The thing Hua Miaorong regretted most was impulsively posting this ad while recruiting for her guild: "Join the guild and get a custom smut story! Prompts welcome, come quick!"
She transmigrated into the cultivation world, where she not only had to play out every scene in the guild's little storylines, but also win over the Sword Venerable, the Demon Emperor, the Buddhist, and the Demon Lord featured in them if she ever wanted to go home.
She flipped the table. (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Everything she wrote was full of explicit scenes!
The good news: she knew exactly how to stay within the rules, and had become so good at skating along the edge that she managed to keep her pants on.
Even better news: her whole crew of goofy sworn sisters had transmigrated with her!
Years later...
The Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect was eighteen, with over a thousand romantic entanglements and a reputation for seduction that shook the world.
The Kunlun junior uncle was a peerless prodigy whose sword could silence spring, setting all nine provinces ablaze.
The Buddhist Liaochen of Leiyin Temple wandered the mortal world in the body of a child, saving all beings with peerless holiness.
The young lord of the demon race ruled by heavenly decree and knew every secret of the world. With a flick of his nine tails, he could bring mountains and rivers to ruin.
People marveled: "With so many outstanding talents arising and the world in turmoil, this is an age of great contention!"
But then the scene took a turn:
Wherever the Holy Maiden went, the Kunlun Sword Venerable was willing to offer up his life-bound sword for a smile from her. The holy Buddhist broke his precepts and regained his adult form just to hold her in his arms. Even the moody young lord of the demon race obediently showed his true form, fluffy tail out for petting...
A femme fatale? Upending the cultivation world? That was what the script said, all right.
But in reality...
[AAA Shaolin Monk]: Are we really going to wait outside the Great Buddha Hall in the middle of the night to beat up lemons?
[Lantern Mama]: What else? Would you rather "slowly peel away the lemon's pale yellow coat, gently stroke its tender flesh, and let its crisp juice linger lovingly on your fingertips"? [side-eye smile.jpg]
[AAA Shaolin Monk]: ...I'll go beat them up.
On the surface, it's a blood-soaked battle to the death, but behind the scenes, everyone is making fun of the drama in the guild chat.
The whole "wild and promiscuous, with lovers all over the world" thing is just a front the players (crossed out) cultivators are forced to put on so they can go home.
It's just that, unbeknownst to them, a whole lot of newcomers have quietly joined the guild chat, which used to be cold and silent...
[Reader's Note]
It's a battle royale on the surface, but really it's a goofy comedy set, with familiar bigwigs from the cultivation world quietly watching them put on a show.
The Holy Maiden is playing a role, the Sword Venerable is getting stronger, the Demon Emperor is enjoying the spectacle, and the Buddhist... doesn't want to grow up (literally).
Who could have guessed that the Hehuan Sect's Holy Maiden, who stirred up the world and left all the bigwigs "dizzy with desire," would have to stay no-couple on Jinjiang!
Theme: Cherish friendship
