Blurb One:
The moment Yuan Yi opened her eyes, she had become the second ginseng fruit tree in the Primordial World. Facing a deadly package deal of being unregistered with the Heavenly Dao, burdened by tribulation energy, and surrounded by chaotic earth veins, she reached for the game design documents she'd brought from her previous life.
"Farm Manor Battle" grows a pocket paradise.
"Three Thousand Guests at the Purple Cloud Palace" uses gacha to collect the pieces of the Saints' puzzle.
"Disciple Cultivation Simulator" turns the entire Jie Sect into Heavenly Dao employees, competing to outwork one another.
When Tongtian Sect Master sneaks around stealing crops just to play with cute pets, Hongyun races around the mountain cradling an SSR Hongjun, and Dijun grabs a hoe to work as an NPC, the entire Primordial World finally realizes that the world's great tribulations are nothing more than a game.
Yuan Yi keeps her contributions to herself. "Thanks for asking. I'm in the Primordial World, I've just become a Saint, and game design is my main job. Saving the world is just my side gig."
Click to read:
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#SaintsFuriousThatTheThreePureOnesGachaPoolIsSoUnlucky#
#LiJingBeggingNezhaForAFaceCustomizationTicket#
Blurb Two:
After transmigrating into the good-for-nothing younger sister of Zhenyuanzi, Yuan Yi looked at her body, which ached every day because of tribulation energy, and began drawing up formations.
Can't cultivate? Then farm!
She cultivates spirit fields beneath the ginseng fruit tree, and a match-three farming game dispels tribulation energy.
She develops a gacha System beneath the earth veins of the West. Tongtian spends big and gets a fluffy skin on his tenth pull.
A lecture at the Purple Cloud Palace turns into a game launch, Nuwa creates humans with a character creator, and Yuanshi Tianzun becomes obsessed with raising disciples.
When the War of the Liches becomes Tales of the Underworld and the Investiture of the Gods turns into a Primordial World MMO...
Yuan Yi keeps her contributions to herself. "Thanks for asking. I'm in the Primordial World, I've just become a Saint, and game design is my main job. Saving the world is just my side gig."
[Reading Guide]
1. Farming and world-building plus game mechanics. The heroine builds up the Primordial World by making games.
2. Tongtian x heroine: a sword-cultivating, gaming-addicted boy x a seemingly easygoing but secretly calculating game designer.
3. The Investiture of the Gods and the War of the Liches are reimagined as games. Everyone gets a happy ending.
Coming Soon: After Becoming the Sect Leader for the Fourth Calamity
The path to ascension has been severed, and the orthodox legacy is dwindling.
At first, Guanyue only wanted to find a sucker of a disciple to inherit the tradition and leave her sect a chance to survive.
Who knew that when she finally took a disciple, she would end up with five thousand suckers?
These disciples called themselves players. They treated the world as a game, cultivation as leveling up, secret realms as dungeons, and training as hidden quests... They also frequently gathered around her, chattering incessantly about clearing the main quest.
Of course, as a mature sect leader, Guanyue tolerated all their bizarre antics. After all, without these disciples who couldn't die, who would inherit Guanyue Sect, which could go under at any moment?
Who would have thought that halfway through passing on the sect's tradition, the antics of this bunch of idiots would lead to...
The declining sect was revived, but why were disciples always trying to break into the forbidden grounds to dig up the "ancestral graves"? (Players: So the respawn point in this game is a grave? Am I really not a necromancer, or, no, a ghost cultivator?)
The incomplete cultivation manual was restored, but Guanyue Sect's manual wasn't meant to let you perform "I Want to Marry Seven"! (Players: Hehe, this is great. I can perform Burning Winter all by myself.)
Her injured cultivation returned to its peak too, but why was the entire cultivation world chanting, "Sect Leader, fly ahead without fear, your disciples will follow forever"? (Players: Sect Leader is number one! Our Sect Leader is the best! Our Sect Leader is the best in the world! We have to launch our Sect Leader as an idol in another world!)
Faced with the rumors spreading through the cultivation world that "Guanyue Sect's disciples are powerful but reckless, disregard ethics and proper conduct, and have something wrong with their heads," Guanyue sighed deeply and chopped off the head of the Demon Venerable who had been scheming behind the scenes.
What's wrong with acting recklessly? My Guanyue's disciples have every right to do as they please.
Besides, didn't your disciples win your sect the title of "Number One Sect Under Heaven," help you complete your orthodox legacy, and bring you halfway to ascension?
But...
Who sent the Buddhist heir and Sword Sovereign to her doorstep, and which miscreant wrote the "Sword Sovereign x Sect Leader x Buddhist Heir" three-person romance novel hanging from them?
Step forward. I'll let you run for half an incense stick first!
The Immortal Sect Daily's Little Scenes:
#DisgraceToTheSectGuanyueSectsSeniorBrotherIsInLoveWithAPigFromDongshanVillage#
#CultivationWorldsLatestBountyCaptureGuanyueSectDisciplesAliveBreathingIsEnough#
#ThanksForAskingIAmA SectLeaderForTheFourthCalamityInTheCultivationWorldAndJustBuriedADisciple#
[Reading Guide, Merit Points Reset]
1. A showcase of bizarre antics from the modern cultivation world: the protective formation is carved with cheesy pickup lines / the pill furnace makes fried chicken for Crazy Thursday / the water dungeon has a dance-party fan club.
2. A red-clad, fiercely protective big-sister sect leader x a human-shaped walking weapon Sword Sovereign. The Buddhist heir is just an innocent victim. (Disciples: In a three-person relationship, one of them must be my sect mother!)
3. Player state of mind: delivering Meituan takeout by flying sword / livestreaming spirit beasts eating / turning the inner-demon tribulation into Werewolf. (Sect Leader's blood pressure: permanently +999.)
4. Bring these before reading: an electronic wooden fish (to accumulate merit) / heart pills (just like the Sect Leader takes) / sunglasses (to avoid being blinded by the brilliance of their idiocy).
5. Includes an 818 forum-style thread. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.
Theme: Protect the environment. Green mountains and clear waters are as valuable as mountains of gold and silver.
Great, Empress Houtu won't be lonely anymore
What should I do if I let Nezha go to class [Caigou]? I want to arrange a schedule for Nezha in the senior year of high school. Hehe, he won't have time to take a leisurely stroll.
The teacher is amazing!!! I also think everyone is very good, including Tiandao who is basically a villain in the article. 😭 😭 😭. Thank you teacher for this ending [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy]. If I were Tiandao, I would be so happy in the end. I would keep strong and hug my thighs. By the way, what brand was Kong Xuan seeing at that time? What was Lu Ya showing at that time? I hope the three religions won't have another quarrel in the future 😭 😭 😭
It's so awesome 😍 It gave everyone a good ending 😭 It's so awesome 💪 💪 💪
It's so cruel, it turned out to be disconnected 😭 😭 😭
Teacher, teacher, in the future talk, can you write more about the Kong Xuan Dapeng Luya 3️⃣bird team, and the Nezha Ao Bing old enemy and best friend team? I really like them 💪
God is so well written in big letters. There should be an extra zero at the end of the collection.
Every plan will eventually turn into a dog plan [angry]
Earth online advance version - prehistoric [glasses]
What a perfect ending. The original intention is to change the prehistoric world from 1 to ∝ and directly increase the dimension, allowing all living beings to be free and at ease, full of infinite vitality and possibility. The career line is refreshing, and the emotional line is not many but has a unique flavor. The ending is scattering flowers [spreading flowers]