Novel blurb: A resolutely silly, sweet, satisfying comedy. Add it to your collection in droves!
Transmigrate into a Grand Secretariat scholar, rise through the ranks, and reach the peak of life: No.
Transmigrate into a famous minister and protect your firm backside in a palace full of gay officials: Yes.
1. Su Tingyan opened his eyes and realized he had transmigrated into the Grand Secretariat scholar in the mini-game "Raising the Succubus Chancellor."
A pure and innocent male college student gets revamped into a succubus chancellor???
Life is a play, all that matters is acting. Good thing he's a born movie star.
2. System: Congratulations, player! You've acquired a powerful skill: A rose-colored filter over the entire court. Use with caution. This skill is extremely dangerous.
Su Tingyan: Oh?
3. On his way out to buy breakfast, Su Tingyan accidentally activated the skill.
"Grand Secretary, let me explain! That hot, big thing that bumped into you this morning really was the corn I just bought from the stall next door!"
Su Tingyan: "I understand, sir. You were on your way to court in the morning, in a hurry and surrounded by people. It's only natural to bump into someone."
Su Tingyan: "But next time, sir, you'd better finish eating your corn before heading to court."
4. After court, Su Tingyan accidentally activated the skill again.
The Marquis of Anxi and General Wu Wei blushed. "Lord Su, don't walk so far away from me. Your legs will get tired."
The Sixth Prince: "Could you stop chatting with everyone else and just talk to me? Oh, I see, I'm everyone else."
The Commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard: "Jealous? Why would I be jealous? We're just having a pleasant conversation, two gentlemen who get along like water. How could that be jealousy? I was just momentarily rude and accidentally killed the person you were talking to. Sorry."
The corrupt official Lu Xuan: "You say we can only be political rivals, but 'political rivals' is two words, and so is 'lovers.' Don't you think that's a little too much of a coincidence?"
Su Tingyan: …
Su Tingyan: The Imperial Medical Bureau is offering castration at half price today. How about you all go...?
5. When Su Tingyan was silent, the court officials thought: Lord Su is just like his name, a fine inkstone, elegant and polished, deep and gleaming. Truly the most refined and unattainable sight in all of the Great Zhao Kingdom!
After Su Tingyan spoke: "Oh my god, why hasn't anyone mopped the floor in the court? I nearly slipped and died!"
The court officials all thought at once: Grand Secretary Su is so perceptive and observant! He noticed even a tiny patch of water on the floor. Truly a pillar of the nation!
Su Tingyan: ...
System, can you delete this skill or not?!
Content warnings:
1. This isn't a conventional universally-adored story. It's mainly absurd comedy, with a firmly mutual, one-on-one relationship. The top and bottom are both each other's first and only partners, extremely so. The side character tops don't even get a taste of the soup. If you're looking for a one-top-many-bottoms story, this isn't for you!
2. I only ship the couple. I'm not an extreme stan of either character. If you want all the spotlight to go to the bottom while the top is just a background character, this isn't for you!
3. The main love interest has already appeared: the original protagonist is the top, and the transmigrator is the bottom. It's a pseudo-selfcest setup. In the game, the original protagonist was reborn in someone else's body. In reality, the top and bottom don't share a body, so this isn't a conventional selfcest story!
4. The political intrigue is fairly simple and won't make you rack your brains. This is a lighthearted, sweet, satisfying story, not a serious political drama.
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A wildly flirtatious, invincible cultivator-world top x a cool-faced, adorable, easygoing Demon Lord bottom
The Demon Lord, who had been in seclusion for many years, emerged to find that the world had changed.
Everyone in the cultivation world had started using something called a "message jade slip."
Whether it was dual-cultivation manuals, peerless classics, famous novels, or fan art...
You could find it all on the "message jade slip" as long as you paid.
1. The Demon Lord opened the sect forum and found that the most popular post in the entire cultivation world was titled: "The Demon Lord Vanished for Ten Years and Has Already Given the Cangyang Sect Master Eleven Sons"
The Demon Lord: ...
He's the Demon Lord, but "mz" is an abbreviation for Demon Lord, not "sow."
2. With trembling hands, the Demon Lord scrolled to the second post. It was another scandalous rumor about him and the Cangyang Sect Master: "The Cangyang Sect Master Has Pined for His Love for Decades. Every Night, Drunk, He Shouts the Demon Lord's Name a Thousand Times from the Peak of Jingshi Mountain. The Sound Echoes through the Empty Valley, Bringing Tears to All Who Hear It."
The Demon Lord: ...
He'd been called the Demon Lord since he became famous. No one even knew his real name!
Had that idiot been standing on the mountain shouting "Demon Lord, Demon Lord, Demon Lord, Demon Lord, Demon Lord" the whole time?!
3. Jincheng, the Cangyang Sect Master, was the Demon Lord's sworn enemy, but their feud had nothing to do with some tragic romance between a lovesick man and a lovesick man, or a sea of hatred and a sky of love.
It was simply because when the sword cultivator rankings were updated that year, Jincheng was firmly in first place, while the Demon Lord came in second.
The Demon Lord fought his way through all 109 peaks of the Cangyang Sect, determined to challenge Jincheng and restore the honor of demonic cultivators everywhere. But Jincheng said they both cultivated the path of ruthless detachment, so there was no point in a contest, and refused to fight him.
The Demon Lord: I don't need a point. I just need to beat you.
Jincheng changed tack and suddenly advised him: Why don't you join the Hehuan Sect? Once you've mastered their cultivation method, I'll definitely fight you.
The Demon Lord: ...
He'd come to fight with swords, not to ask if he should switch careers to dual cultivation because he was having an existential crisis.
Later, Jincheng decided to sacrifice himself to prove to the Demon Lord that he was actually quite suited to switching to the Hehuan Sect.
Unfortunately, the night was dark and the wind was cold. The Demon Lord still swept him off the stone bed at the summit of Jingshi Mountain and sent him tumbling to the foot of the mountain with a single sword strike.
After that, the Demon Lord retreated from the world and went into seclusion for a full ten years.
4. The Demon Lord searched the "message jade slip" from top to bottom and finally found one online friend who firmly believed that he and the Cangyang Sect Master were completely innocent.
The Demon Lord and his new friend hit it off at once, wishing they had met sooner.
The Demon Lord said the Cangyang Sect Master was a bad person.
His friend replied: I hate the Cangyang Sect Master most of all, too!
The Demon Lord added that nothing had ever happened between him and the Cangyang Sect Master.
His friend agreed: I know. There's nothing but pure innocence between you two!
They chatted day and night, and just like that, the Demon Lord's path of ruthless detachment was talked right out of him.
But he had no regrets, because nowhere in the entire cultivation world was there anyone else as gentle and considerate as his friend, or anyone so firmly on his side.
Falling in love with his friend was the Demon Lord's destiny.
5. The Demon Lord dressed up in his finest clothes, ready to meet his friend at Jingshi Mountain and turn their friendship into a cultivation partnership.
The Demon Lord: …
The Demon Lord: Jincheng, where's my friend?
Jincheng: You talked me out of my path of ruthless detachment. Aren't you going to take responsibility?
Absurd style, wild antics, and lots of author-created lore. Please don't complain!
Theme: See the truth clearly and still love the world.
I started reading it from the third chapter. The reason that attracted me to read it is because it is so funny. The character design of Yanyan is also very good and the core is very strong. It is a very good article that is funny and easy to read. Great support🙌🏻
Great reading experience [Three-Flowered Cat Head] In fact, it's been a long time since I've seen such a charming heartthrob (I really like this pair of protagonists [Three-Flowered Cat Head]) Nowadays, the characters in many heartthrob novels are very hollow and superficial. Many of them can't be read after reading one or two chapters. But I have always enjoyed reading this one [Spread Flowers] Please continue to work hard and write 🙏 (I can't give it a 5-star rating yet, so I'll review it later [Three Flower Cat Head])
Repo to greatly: (jj couldn't reply to the comment, but because I felt something after seeing Daddy's reply, I had to write another comment to reply. I hope Daddy doesn't think I'm being arrogant...) I saw the story being said to have a hasty ending at the end. I don't know if that means the final rebellion-reboot-modern-day reunion was a bit rushed. How should I put it, I think it is very complete. Maybe for those who have already conceived it, there are many things that have not been written out. But for me, it's enough, because the dynasty shown in the book is completely rotten, in short, it is hopeless. Even though I say that Yanyan is very clever in getting around, to be honest, it has little effect. And that's because in the game setting, the target cannot be forced. In fact, the feudal fathers in this background can do whatever they want. Therefore, there is no other way but to oppose it. This is the so-called most reasonable way. But, throughout the ages, which dynasty has not done this? Aren't all these people in capital letters found in history? Even if they can't be found, can't the characteristics of these people be found in real history? People who can lament "worthless", people who play with power, people who dance in shackles will all exist in the past, present and future. Revolution-happiness-corruption-revolution, it has always been like this. But if we really understand in detail how to change dynasties to live and work in peace and contentment, how to travel back to reality and meet again after hardships, then the accompanying cruelty, helplessness, separation, endurance, struggle, and waiting will have to be discussed one by one, and the sand sculpture will become documentary literature. . But that was really a bit too tiring. This is jj, it means to restart with one click to save all imperfections, to reach happiness in one step and omit all the cruel hardships. Don't feel sorry, ma'am. Now, I think this is the best ending. (And because everyone's mental state in the whole article is very beautiful, referred to as abstract, and the ending jumps around a lot, I actually feel that this author really has something!) Hhh, praise the author again ❤️
To the author greatly: Although it is said to be a light-hearted and low-strategy cookie, it is actually very heavy when you think about it. I saw at the end of some chapters that the author was very distrustful and worried about the content of his writing. In my opinion, it was actually too self-effacing. The author's writing skills are very good. In serious literary works, we can clearly see the deprivation of life caused by corrupt officials and their dominance. In fact, this part can also be seen in many light-hearted works. However, the most terrifying thing about a corrupt official is not that he is greedy, but that he has the emperor's backing behind him. This can be seen in Diao Guangdou, the punishment officer of the Song Dynasty, and He Shen, Ji Xiaolan, who has iron teeth and bronze teeth. Although Lu Xuan is the target of this article's strategy, he is actually this kind of character. He's greedy, he's ruthless, he's looking down on human life, but so what. Part of the people's wealth and anointing he collected filled the national treasury. He could still be used as a pawn to split the forces of the imperial court. At least he was obedient. Therefore, he is simply an invincible good minister. To bring him down is actually to bring down the emperor. I think this may be why Xiao Wei decided to rebel in the end. Because the emperor is not upright, the courtiers must be upright. This can also be done to the Sixth Prince who he supported in his previous life (the child felt abnormal in his previous life and is even more abnormal in this life. Fortunately, the game data can be changed later). If an emperor only worries about who threatens my position every day and does not think about what I should do to improve people's livelihood, then the treacherous officials will be like cockroaches, killing them one after another. There is a saying that goes like this: A minister is crazy, and an emperor is crazy. However, it is human nature for the feudal fathers to think this way, but the common people really deserve to die. Furthermore, speaking of Xiao Wei, the real Su Tingyan was a leader who tried to remedy the devastation of the world, a man who had read thousands of books and had the hope of governing the world. The author's explanation of "worthless" written in big letters, I was really shocked when I read it, and I really agree with it. It is somewhat similar to how Mr. Lu Xun worked hard to study medicine in Japan in order to save people. However, the most fundamental things of a dynasty are all crooked. If you are just a part that supports the operation of the court, even if you have a thousand ways to smash into this big silent machine, you will not hear a single sound. Moreover, you are normal, you serve the country and the people, and you are in trouble, OK, you are the one who deserves to die. Later, Yanyan sang opera to complain about injustice and regret. I really think it was very well written. As a bystander, Yan Yan clearly understands all this. Only he can jump out of this big machine and say to all the colluding parts inside, "Stop it!" (Actually, it's quite a relief.) Da Da always said that he liked Yanyan very much, but it can be seen from the words in his writing that he appreciates, regrets and recognizes Xiao Wei as much as Yanyan. (So why on earth are the comments section making noise and taking away the spotlight from the Lord...) Going back to Yan Yan, I think he is a really good character. Different from Xiao Wei's tragic background of "The man didn't cross the river, he actually crossed the river, and died after crossing the river, what could he do?" Yanyan is a very adaptable, smart and cunning fox. At the same time, he is also a lucky person. I don't want to deny that he also had a miserable past, but he was lucky enough to have the opportunity to fight back. His mother passed away and his grandfather also used poisonous snakes to punish relatives to save their lives (but Taipan snakes are really poisonous and very poisonous. In most cases, only the penis will be necrotic. In most cases, they will go directly to see the king of hell.) However, because of this, Yanyan can "know that the universe is vast, but still pity the green grass and trees." This is also the fundamental difference between these four strategy targets and Yanyan. Everyone is a human being. This is why Yanyan told Xiao, who was preparing to rebel, "I think it's okay now." Rebellion = war = disaster for the people. However, this does not mean that Xiao Wei's choice was wrong. He can piss into the same pot with two brains. They are both for the common people, but one is a conservative and the other is a radical. Yan Yan, looking for loopholes and playing tricks to do things for the people; Xiao Wei, after being reborn, I just want to dare to let the sun and the moon change the sky! The couple really matches each other, really well. It's also good to create these two mouthfuls. (With tears in my heart 💛) (It's the evil JJ that prevents me from seeing the couple's boudoir life, I hate it [eh~]) (And I really feel like an "honest man" married a powerful wife hhhhh) (I didn't say Xiao complained about being stupid) I won't comment on the modern chapter as it is a steady happiness, it makes your heart warm when you watch it! Finally, I still want to say a big thank you to the author. People will always find the book they need when they need it. Yan Yan went to the fire scene to save Lan Guan, but Lan Guan and the others said, how could they survive with such a dirty body? Yanyan said, "The dust of the uncut jade will eventually fade away, and life will shine brightly if it chases the light." Then I cried too. The river is sinking, the jade is covered with dust, and I can't help it. However, as long as you walk towards the place where there is light, one day it will become clear. (I would also like to comment on Lu Xuan here. He can be regarded as a pure jade man who can't help himself, but he makes mistakes again and again. But from his standpoint, I can't comment on his behavior. But from my standpoint, he really deserves not to be sincere.) I'm going too far. I want to say that this sentence comforted me very much. I think that if I, like Xiao Chu, insist on what I should do and adhere to the principles I should have, maybe I will finally open my eyes in the long night and repay my life without raising my eyebrows; maybe, there will also be a sun as smart and cunning as Yanyan, and suddenly one day, it will set in this world, illuminating the surrounding darkness brightly, warmly. ——Reviewed on 2026.09.26
Oh, it's so cute. It's so cute. My body is warm [Cat's Claw]
Very well written! Although the ending may be a bit rushed, the flaws are not outweighed! Finish spreading flowers! Yanyan and Qingsuo have always been happy!!! Looking forward to the author's new work!
Yeah yeah it's over! A very happy couple 🤩
It's been a long time since I've seen a funny article that made me laugh so many times 😏, it's so good to read.
It's very beautiful, the young couple is so sweet 🤩
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