I Pretended to Be a Gold Digger on a Blind Date, and My Coldhearted Boss Punished Me

Secretary Song has been overwhelmed lately.

On one hand, his golden job, personal secretary to the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, is in jeopardy. His awful boss looks at him strangely every day, clearly trying to find a way to fire him.

On the other hand, his family is pressuring him to get married and somehow found him a rich country bumpkin for a blind date. He doesn't want to go, so he's just barely managing to put up with it.

Faced with the blind date he can't shake off on WeChat, Secretary Song pulls out all the stops to make him see sense and give up: back off, back off, back off.

Chatting online, the secretary pretends to be a gold digger: "Honey, buy me this, buy me that, buy me everything~"

"Honey, I want a platinum Birkin. No, not a tote. I want a classic style, so it's easier to resell."

"Honey, never mind, I've run out of excuses. Just send me money."

Instead of leaving, his blind date keeps buying things, and soon Secretary Song's home is piled high with bags and necklaces he doesn't need.

Secretary Song: ...

He still hasn't left?

At their in-person meeting, the desperate secretary puts on a coquettish voice: "I want to eat at a fancy hotel, I want a high-end buffet. I don't eat this kind of food..."

But the very next second, he drops the act. "B-Boss."

Help! Why is his boss on a blind date too?

Wait, this is all the boss's scheme.

His boss has come all the way to his home. Work and private life are both packed with his boss. Secretary Song is suffocating. He can't live like this anymore!

Another payment comes through on his phone. Secretary Song checks it and sees it's from his boss again. This has clearly crossed the threshold for filing a case.

Ha. Is he really going to this much trouble to make me quit so he won't have to pay me N+1?

Unable to take it any longer, Secretary Song immediately hands in his resignation, refunds the money, and makes a clean getaway.

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The CEO has a sweet little problem lately.

His younger brother went on a blind date with a gold digger and has been throwing money at him like crazy. As a good big brother, the CEO decides to step in personally and expose the man's tricks.

He takes his brother's phone, only to discover the gold digger is his own secretary.

At work, Secretary Song is always proper and deferential toward him. After work, though, he gets all soft and sweet with a stranger, both coy and wild, sweet enough to make honey. The CEO can't help feeling put out.

The CEO thinks: It must be because I'm too upright.

An upright CEO can't stand a secretary who uses sweet talk to get money. He vows to stamp out this corrupting influence and restore the company to a wholesome atmosphere.

The CEO gets hooked on testing his secretary. To expose his true colors, he watches him, keeps an eye on him, teases him, and buys his little secretary everything he wants.

Looking at the messages on his phone, where Secretary Song sweet-talks him, he seems like a cute little bird begging for food.

The CEO gives a sinister smile.

It's all going according to plan.

One day, he'll expose the truth. He'll tell everyone that Secretary Song is using his money to buy bags behind his back and wearing clothes he bought for him. He'll tell his brother that everything Secretary Song has on him belongs to the CEO!

But before the confident CEO can expose Secretary Song, he receives a resignation letter and a series of refund notifications.

His little bird has flown away.

When Secretary Song left, he took nothing with him.

Blurb captured on July 11, 2025.

Theme: Stay positive and love life.