Dazai has a white-haired, blue-eyed childhood friend. His childhood sweetheart is handsome and strong, like an adorable big white cat with a cheeky streak.
They almost got engaged.
But that was all in the past. At their engagement party, he set a fire, and everything turned to ashes.
He escaped his past, changed his name, and came to Yokohama to start a new life.
But something about this new life feels off.
Why has a dress-up game suddenly appeared on his phone? Why does he have to dress a man up?
Why can this man dress him up too, aaaaaah!
And so.
Yaga: “Satoru, why are you wearing a skirt to school?”
Gojo: “...Well, don’t you think I look handsome like this?”
Yaga: “Change back into your uniform!”
Gojo: “I can’t take it off!”
And so.
Boss Mori: “...Dazai, why are you wearing a white kimono to the banquet?”
The only white figure among a sea of black suits: “Mr. Mori, you really do fuss over everything. I’ve just been liking this color lately.”
The Gravity User: “What’s wrong with you, Dazai? Why are you wearing a woman’s dress on the front lines? Have you finally gone crazy?”
Dazai: “Do you think I chose to wear it?!”
Every day, Dazai wants to strangle the childhood friend on the other end of his phone. But since he doesn’t want his identity exposed, he has to grit his teeth and play the boring dress-up story game with them.
Until one day, as he wanders around Yokohama wearing a blue kimono chosen by his childhood friend, someone suddenly grabs his wrist.
The newcomer has a pair of beautiful, azure eyes, so lovely they seem otherworldly.
Looking at Dazai, who has “come back from the dead” and is wearing the outfit he carefully picked out for his online friend, Gojo, forced into a suit and tie, grits his teeth. “I knew it was you... Explain what the hell is going on!”
Dazai: “...”
Oda Sakunosuke: “So Dazai really was in an online relationship before.”
Ango: “...You’re only finding out now, Mr. Oda?”
Dan: “Honestly, I never realized Dazai was old enough to be dating.”
Ango: “...But eighteen is still a little young to be dating, isn’t it?”
The white-haired, blue-eyed beauty slaps an engagement contract down on the table. “Our online relationship is perfectly legal!”
Ango: “...Nobody said online relationships were illegal, Gojo.”
Dazai says solemnly, “We weren’t in an online relationship before. Really. We were just messing with each other.”
Oda takes a sip of his drink. “So that’s why Dazai wore a pink fluffy cat hoodie on a mission?”
Dan: “That outfit actually suited Dazai pretty well.”
Ango: “...I can’t take this anymore. Dazai hadn’t defected yet at the time. What kind of Mafia member wears a pink cat hoodie on a mission?!”
Cat Gojo proudly puffs out his chest. “That was my pick!”
Dan says with utmost seriousness, “Ango, it wasn’t a ‘pink cat hoodie.’ It was a ‘pink fluffy cat hoodie.’”
Ango: “...” I really can’t take this anymore.
Dazai blinks. “Does this outfit look good on me?”
Cat Gojo is the quickest to answer. “It looks unbelievably amazing!”
Oda: “Looks good.”
Dan: “Looks good.”
Ango: “...It actually does look good.”
If only it weren’t a matching set with Gojo’s, one blue and one brown.
Content warnings:
Everyone gets put through the wringer (seriously).
A fluffy, indulgent romance with a little Gojo × Dazai as the pairing. The order of the names matters. They spoil each other.
[There are lots of descriptions of the two leads’ appearances! If that bothers you, feel free to skip it.]
Not recommended for fans of the entire Jujutsu Kaisen cast, even though they don’t get much screen time.
Theme: Love can overcome any hardship.
