I Raised a Troublesome, Delicate Patriarch

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Tung blossoms stretch for thousands of miles along the road to Dan Mountain.

The Grandmaster of Tong Mountain was a man of pure virtue and boundless ability.

A deeply calculating, occasionally unhinged successor x an incredibly powerful but frail Grandmaster (beautiful, strong, and tragic)

They say all nine Grandmasters of the Tong Mountain lineage are dead.

They say the new successor to the Tong Mountain lineage is being targeted by the Ten Thousand Ghosts' Fall because of his bloodline, and that he's a useless coward, constantly chased by ghosts who want to eat him.

Ghosts: That's all complete bullshit!!

The founding Grandmaster of the Tong Mountain lineage isn't dead at all. He has come out of seclusion to protect the successor, who carries the bloodline of the Yan and Huang emperors.

As the two banter and dance around each other on their ghost-hunting journey, they even drive the ghosts to the brink of madness.

1.

One day, the Grandmaster vanished.

Xie Chuiye went into the wilderness. All that remained was a phone and a gloomy cave.

Xie Chuiye: "Let me find out who did this. I'll kill you."

Then a ghost disguised as the Grandmaster was carried all the way on Xie Chuiye's back, grinning with delight, only to be violently thrown to the ground...

Xie Chuiye: "Nice to meet you, 'Grandmaster.' Now, may I kill you?"

The Grandmaster, who got lost and blew up mountains along the way: Very good.

The Grandmaster, whom the ghost mistook for a weakling: Interesting.

The Grandmaster, who crushed a ghost without even lifting a hand: Boring.

2.

One day, a ghost was looking for another human it could pick on.

Seeing water glowing blue in the mirror before him, the bored Grandmaster said, "Let's go in and take a look. This ghost must be pretty pitiful, with no one coming to watch."

Ghost: !!!

Ghost: Please, no!!!

Then Xie Chuiye, in the middle of cooking, realized the Grandmaster had disappeared again.

He charged in, cutting a path with a twenty-centimeter "greatsword" until he drove the ghost to the brink of madness.

Then he saw the Grandmaster crouched beside the so-called deadly water, looking disgusted. "It tastes so bitter. Why don't you try some too?"

Xie Chuiye: ...Whether I die or not is another matter.

3.

One day, the Grandmaster got a distress call from a junior and hurried over without revealing his identity.

Ghost: Another one? Buy one, get one free?

Later...

Ghost: "Kill it, and you won't be able to kill me..."

Xie Chuiye: "I'll kill you."

Ghost: "You can't kill me either..."

Xie Chuiye: "Dead."

4. Secondary couple

In Wencheng, there are two people who have nothing to do with each other but are incredibly famous.

A street vendor from the East District and Second Master from the West District.

The vendor is a young man who sells coffins; Second Master is a dreaded gangster.

One day, Second Master suddenly went to the East District and suddenly sought out the vendor.

Vendor, coldly: "My main business is fortune-telling, my side business is murder, and selling coffins is my hobby."

Second Master, grinning cheekily: "What a coincidence. My main business is bodyguard work, my side business is exorcism, and my hobby is conducting autopsies."

New story coming soon:

[Next story]

Jiang Xing transmigrates to a cultivation world and is given the mission of finding the protagonist and helping him unify the Three Realms.

The good news is that this body's constitution is excellent, so he can do whatever he wants without worrying about dying.

The bad news is that all he knows is that the protagonist has a butterfly-shaped birthmark on his back that appears when wet. How is he supposed to find him?!!

Are they seriously expecting him to make a point of stripping all the humans, demons, and devils in the Three Realms, then toss them into rivers?

Jiang Xing says: No rush.

The protagonist is usually the type who's beloved by everyone and favored by heaven.

So every day, Jiang Xing wakes up and focuses on cultivation.

And then...

He becomes the refined scoundrel among heaven's favorites, and the most hated person of all time.

One day he's here to watch the drama, the next he's fighting his way through the Demon Realm, and while he's at it, stripping the young lord of the demon clan...

Why bother redeeming myself when I can just keep acting recklessly? Then Jiang Xing is framed and driven into the Bone-Burning Abyss, where countless demons gather.

Jiang Xing chuckles: Perfect. I haven't explored the Demon Realm yet...

Jiang Xing jumps straight into the Bone-Burning Abyss.

Then he abandons the light for darkness and becomes the Demon Lord's adopted son.

One day, he wanders into the depths of the dungeon and discovers a beautiful blind man in white, locked up in a cell.

Jiang Xing approaches the beauty, confused. "I can hear everyone's thoughts within three meters. Why can't I hear yours?"

Jiang Xing suddenly understands. Could this be the protagonist he's been longing to find?!

Now that he has a theory, Jiang Xing spends every day coaxing the beauty, getting him to willingly take off his clothes and soak in the hot spring...

One day, he finally gets to soak in the hot spring with the beauty, who suddenly says, "The butterfly-shaped birthmark on your back is beautiful."

Jiang Xing: ???

Who? Him? He's the protagonist??

1. Blind, aloof sword-path Immortal Venerable x a reckless, unredeemed, universally hated man

(He's not blind forever)

Gu Xueyi, whose swordsmanship is divine, is the Frostbreaker Immortal Venerable. Betrayed by his junior brother, he loses his sight and is imprisoned in the Bone-Burning Abyss for a hundred years.

In his previous life, he used up all his spiritual energy and died after being corrupted by demonic energy.

Reborn into a new life, he calculates every move and claws his way to the exit of hell.

But a man known as the Young Venerable suddenly breaks into the dungeon and takes him away.

He gives him back the light.

After leaving the Bone-Burning Abyss, he rebuilds the Immortal Alliance with ruthless methods.

Then he attacks the Bone-Burning Abyss and asks to marry the Demon Lord, Jiang Xing. He's willing to marry into Jiang Xing's family.

The immortal sects: ???

Theme: No breaking, no building