[The King's Avatar] Don't Come Any Closer!

Name: [The King's Avatar] Don't Come Any Closer!
Author: The Shapeshifting Quill

[全职高手]你不要过来啊

by The Shapeshifting Quill (变化系的羽毛笔)

Status: Completed
Length: 227k Words
Genre: Romance
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 1y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

Blind-box pulls gave me four of the same Xiao Shiqin standee in a row. What kind of curse is this?! “Have you heard? Xiao Shiqin from Team Thunderclap is dating a rich woman.” “Huh? No way. Even if Thunderclap is broke, the team wouldn’t make their captain sell his looks, would they?” “What looks does he have to sell?” “Don’t you dare badmouth our captain!” [Please note] 1. Pure romance. Xiao Shiqin’s standee showed up in my blind-box pulls four times in a row. I figured he had a crush on me, so I gave in. 2. Lots of original settings, a whole lot. All my stories are like this, so be warned: there’s a huge amount of headcanon. Theme: A furious rant after pulling four Xiao Shiqin standees in a row while buying merch.

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