Honey, Please Kiss Me

The moment Lin Jianqing opened his eyes, he had transmigrated into the sickly, doomed wife of the villain in a melodramatic angst novel, also named Lin Jianqing.

He Yan despised him, forcibly pursued Xie Ning, and eventually ended up abandoned by everyone, living on the streets and fighting dogs for food.

Lin Jianqing: ? What happens to my character?

He frantically tried to remember, then realized he died even before the villain did, because he couldn't afford treatment.

Lin Jianqing understood.

He was just a parasitic flower, a kept pet who couldn't survive without the villain.

No problem. He would cling to the villain like a ghost until he emptied the man's wallet!

*

He Yan was about to meet Xie Ning for the first time. Death warning!

Wearing fluffy cat pajamas, Lin Jianqing clung to the man, wide-eyed and pouting cutely.

"Kiss me, honey?"

Honey, wait. Don't rush to your death.

The man shoved him away and patted his shoulder with disgust.

"Stop it."

Tears in his eyes, Lin Jianqing immediately launched into a performance. "Honey, I only wanted a good morning kiss, boo-hoo..."

He Yan: ? No, this guy's crazy. We're married by contract. Why would I kiss him?

Lin Jianqing puckered his lips. "If I don't get a kiss, I'll die."

"Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me."

He rose onto his toes and planted a smack on the man's cheek.

*

To stay alive, Lin Jianqing worked hard to reform the villain while diligently making money on the side.

When He Yan went to work, Lin Jianqing told him to come home early, told the security camera "I miss you" ten thousand times, and wore sexy short shorts to tempt him.

"Honey, I'm so lonely. There's nothing at home. It's so empty."

Bank deposit: +100,000. Memo: Buy whatever you want.

When He Yan took him out, Lin Jianqing whined that he couldn't walk and wanted to be carried, sticking to him like a little lump of rice cake.

"Honey, I'm so tired. I've got calluses on my feet. I'll need to take care of them when we get back."

Bank deposit: +1,000,000. Memo: Get the most expensive treatment. Don't skimp.

Whenever He Yan looked at Xie Ning, Lin Jianqing made a scene, crying and carrying on.

"Honey, don't look at him. Don't you love me anymore? Boo-hoo-hoo."

Bank deposit: +10,000,000. Memo: Don't cry while counting the money.

He successfully turned the protagonists into background characters in the villain's world and became a billionaire!

*

Once the plot was over, Lin Jianqing's health recovered.

One night, he clutched his aching waist, packed up a small bundle, and ran away.

A handsome, 188-centimeter-tall male model with eight-pack abs, here I come!

But before he could even get into a bar, someone blindfolded him and tied him up, then carried him back home.

He Yan pinched his chin and said darkly,

"Baby, where are you trying to go without me?"

Lin Jianqing trembled. "Our contract is over. I'm leaving, and you can't stop me!"

"Didn't you say you'd die if you didn't get your morning and evening kisses every day...?"

The man's burning palm clamped firmly around his lower back, his damp breath brushing his ear.

"Looks like I haven't been trying hard enough, if my wife still has the energy to think about running away."

Premise: World peace.