Interstellar Paparazzi Top x Starfleet Commander Bottom
Li Qing is a scavenger from the G628 star system and the owner of Li Taile's Interstellar Scrap Yard.
To make ends meet, he has traveled from planet to planet and hopped between star systems since childhood, hoping to find some junk to collect each day.
The interstellar economy is booming, but no one cares about the environment. They just produce endless amounts of trash. A few planets have garbage collection services, but Li Qing takes all the extra waste off their hands.
"Two tons of ship scrap? I'll pay 0.45 yuan per kilogram."
"This propellant is expired. I can't offer that much, buddy."
"Come on, we're old friends. It's just a few cents. Why are you making a fuss?"
The smooth-talking scavenger persuades residents of all kinds of planets to bring him their scrap. He not only provides services, but also sorts and recycles all the garbage they've left lying around.
But plenty of people look down on him. After all, he regularly shows up beside the trash cans in residential areas to collect things that can still be used. They think they can smell him coming before he even gets close.
The scavenger acts like he doesn't care, but in secret he has another identity: the most powerful paparazzo in the entire star system, "Smiling Dog." He uses this identity to get back at the rich people who look down on him.
"Smiling Dog" knows all the secrets of the big shots across the star systems. The leader of the Ice Planet in the G8-0 star system has an illegitimate child living on Earth in the Solar System; the insect princess of the KU10 star system has fallen in love with a human; among the Martian immigrants in the Solar System is the interstellar superstar Blake...
In short, he knows everything... and has made plenty of enemies in the process. He keeps his word and sells the information in exchange for money, never leaking it. But if the deadline passes and they haven't paid the hush money, he has no choice but to announce it to the entire universe.
Recently, a giant dragon carcass he collected, which could be used as medicine, got him into trouble. He had no choice but to go on the run. He was too busy seriously pursuing his refugee business to host gossip livestreams anymore.
His ship was chased all the way to the G29 star system. He secretly shook off his pursuers and landed on a plain covered in lavender, which happened to hide the ship's purple hull.
After activating stealth mode, he slipped into a castle to find tools to repair his ship. Starving, he sneaked into the kitchen, but all he found was a bottle of red wine, which he tossed into the trash. How could he waste food? He downed the wine in one go, then stumbled into a bedroom and collapsed onto the bed...
He had no idea that it was the room of the supreme commander of the Coalition Forces.
And just like that, the interstellar paparazzo nearly had his secret identity exposed...
A screenshot of this blurb was saved on June 30, 2025.
Theme: Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility
