Survival Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

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Optimistic, sunny, scheming top x obsessive, beautiful, tragic, sharp-tongued bottom

Apocalypse newbie top x survival expert bottom. Both strong; both leads are each other's first. Third-person narration.

Also known as The Apocalypse Never Ends. Apocalypse road trip | Zombies | A relatively slow start

The book was already in its third year after the apocalypse when Xie Yu, completely bewildered, picked up a sickle and decided to survive until the end of the story.

His last pack of compressed biscuits met an untimely end. To avenge it, he tracked down the culprit and encountered a man living alone. The man had secluded himself in the mountains and built his own little cabin. Xie Yu stepped into a trap in front of the cabin and nearly died.

Of course, once Xie Yu was drinking meat soup, he no longer remembered the compressed biscuits. To make sure every meal he ate from then on lived up to this standard, he decided to cling tightly to the powerful man in front of him.

The expert was a little cold and a little sharp-tongued. No problem. Xie Yu was talkative, so the mood wouldn't get awkward.

Xie Yu unexpectedly found a photograph and realized that his arrival in this world wasn't as simple as an accident. He wanted to uncover the truth and get home as soon as possible.

And so the two set out on their journey home. Along the way, they encountered all kinds of camps: a zombie factory, roadside camps, an ancient town surviving the apocalypse...

Xie Yu gradually learned how to get by in this world, and gradually discovered how Fu Lang had spent the three years since the apocalypse began.

He seemed to have figured out how to use the manual, too.

Scene one:

A forest road.

The two worked together seamlessly. Fu Lang stood by the car on guard while Xie Yu broke the driver's-side window and dealt with the zombies.

One slash, and the zombie inside stopped moving. Xie Yu opened the door and reached in to pull it out, but his foot slipped and the zombie fell on top of him.

"Ah."

Xie Yu let out a muffled groan, and Fu Lang hurried over to check on him.

"Oh? Yesterday, when I accidentally pinned you down, you didn't make a sound."

Fu Lang laughed as he helped Xie Yu up. Xie Yu held his lower back, his expression darkening.

The next second, Fu Lang was tossed into the car. Xie Yu shut the door and leaned over him, pinning him down. He held Fu Lang's hands in place, leaving him unable to move.

"Oh? Let's hear whether you make a sound this time."

Scene two:

That flirtatious bottom from the camp came over to Xie Yu again, and Fu Lang couldn't help rolling his eyes.

"Brother Xie~ That wild rabbit you brought back yesterday was so delicious. You're amazing, Brother Xie~"

Xie Yu awkwardly nodded. Still busy sorting through the weapons in his hands, he gave a perfunctory reply. "Glad you liked it."

After nightfall, Xie Yu returned to their tent after making the rounds, only to find Fu Lang sitting there with a stiff expression.

"Here. I traded for this chili powder at a camp down the mountain. You said everything tasted bland, right? Try it with some spicy rabbit head."

Xie Yu carefully took the wrapped chili powder from his pocket and held it out to Fu Lang. But Fu Lang didn't even look at it. He turned over and went to sleep.

Xie Yu put the stuff away and, as usual, reached out to hug Fu Lang. He had just closed his eyes when Fu Lang's laughter reached his ears.

"Bunnies are so cute. How can you eat them?"

Mild horror. The top is not weak, the top is not weak!

The top first appears in the third year after the apocalypse begins.

The top acts carefree on the surface, but is actually very thoughtful. He's strong, brave, a little timid, and has a big appetite. He's very protective of his own. The bottom has always been better at surviving the apocalypse than the top.

Space paparazzo top x space fleet commander bottom

Li Qing is a scavenger in the G628 star system and the owner of Li Taile's Interstellar Scrap Yard.

He had been traveling between planets and hopping between star systems since he was young, all to make a living and hopefully find some scrap today.

The interstellar economy had developed at breakneck speed, but no one cared about the environment. People just kept making countless mountains of trash. A few planets occasionally collected garbage, but Li Qing took everything else off their hands.

"Two tons of ship scrap? I'll pay forty-five cents per kilogram."

"This propellant's expired, buddy. I can't pay that much for it."

"Come on, we're old friends. It's only a few cents. Why make such a fuss?"

The smooth-talking scavenger persuaded residents of all kinds of planets to bring him their recyclables. He not only offered cash but also sorted and recycled the trash they'd left lying around.

But plenty of people looked down on him. After all, he would turn up without warning beside the garbage bins in some planetary residential area, collecting discarded items that could still be used. They thought they could smell him before he even got close.

The scavenger, who seemed not to care in the slightest, had another identity he kept secret: "Grinning Hound," the most powerful paparazzo in the entire star system. He used that identity to get back at the rich people who looked down on him.

"Grinning Hound" knew every secret about every big shot in every star system. The leader of the icy planet in the G8-0 star system had an illegitimate child on Earth in the Solar System; the insectoid princess of the KU10 star system had fallen in love with a human; the interstellar celebrity Blake was among the Martian immigrants in the Solar System...

In short, he knew everything... and had made a lot of enemies. He kept his word and would never leak a story once someone paid him to bury it. But if the hush money wasn't paid by the deadline, he would tell the entire universe.

Recently, a giant dragon corpse he'd taken in because it could be used medicinally got him into trouble. He had no choice but to go on the run. He was too busy focusing seriously on his escape to host any more gossip livestreams.

His ship was chased to the G29 star system. He quietly shook off his pursuers and landed on a plain covered in lavender. The flowers conveniently concealed his ship's purple exterior.

After activating stealth mode, he slipped into an old castle to look for tools to repair his ship. Starving, he broke into the kitchen, but there was only a bottle of red wine, which he tossed into the garbage. How could he waste food? He gulped it down, then stumbled into a bedroom and collapsed onto the bed...

He had no idea this was the room of the Joint Forces' supreme commander.

And that was how the space paparazzo's secret identity nearly got exposed...

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Theme: Even in the apocalypse, hold on to sincerity and love. Never give up, and keep striving to survive