[A big, strong, not-too-bright but rambunctious zombie gong x a smart, brave, strong human shou]
Zhou Jin is the most useless snack in the zombie horde. He's no good at anything, but he's the best at sleeping. His dream zombie life is all spicy strips and long naps. Who could have guessed his peaceful days would be shattered when the crazy Zombie King sent him on a mission?
Hello? Is that really a job for a six-foot-two loser?
With no other choice, Zhou Jin sets off under immense pressure, leading a batch of zombies even more useless than himself. But who knew an utterly ordinary zombie like him could turn a corner and find love...?
Huh? Huh?! Huh!!!! Don't come any closer, aaah!
(The zombie runs off in tears~) Mom, this isn't love at all, it's a death sentence!
To stay alive, Zhou Jin can only sign a contract selling himself into servitude through his tears. From then on, he becomes a working stiff, forced (crossed out) willingly to live and die alongside his "love," facing everything together, until one day...
The zombie horde dealt a devastating blow to the human base. His "love" lost the one he loved, and only then did Zhou Jin suddenly realize he could no longer sit around and do nothing!
He would rise up! He would work hard! He would marry Ji Xiaolin and reach the peak of life!
(Suddenly bashful) Actually, I wouldn't mind marrying into his family.
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(Extra scene) (Inspiration for the title)
Zhou Jin: (wide-eyed) (swallows) Your brain smells so good. Can I lick it? (slurp)
Ji Lin: (coldly) (without even looking up) (smacks him across the face) Quit fooling around. I'm busy.
Zhou Jin: (pauses) (covers his face) (miserable) But it really does smell so good... (stares, refusing to give up)
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Updates every night at 9:00 PM
Theme: Zombies have to work hard too
It's so beautiful, congratulations on the completion!
The concubine wants to report Concubine Xi's affair, hahaha, the sense of discrimination is so strong
Oops, I can't feed you anymore. I went round and round and returned to the starting point. That week Zhou Zhou was reunited with the rest of his family—the dog's cubs(?)
It's so happy to tease Zhou Jin
Reading the author's words every day is a source of happiness for me. The author is so fun.
HHelp, the author has something to say and the message is so funny, it feels so miserable Honey Mustard Joe
Why did you suddenly become enlightened??