One of Dazai Osamu's daily swims leads him to find someone... no, a trash can... no, a trash-can person.
Dazai Osamu: ??? How weird. Let me take another look.
The trash-can person is barefoot, with only the hem of a skirt that is clearly part of a schoolgirl uniform showing. She has a sweet voice and is tall, and she brazenly claims to be an alien, here on a mission to foster friendly relations between humans and aliens. Using that as an excuse, she latches onto Dazai Osamu.
Dazai Osamu: ???!!! I should've checked my horoscope before leaving home!
After successfully (by way of a scam) joining the Port Mafia, Fujiwa Shibaki finally reveals her real name. Thanks to her mysterious ability to crack any information, she becomes one of Chuya Nakahara's direct subordinates. Not only does she run around every day wearing a trash can, she also takes over an abandoned container yard as her base for receiving signals from space.
Chuya Nakahara: Blood pressure through the roof!
Dazai Osamu, who has lost his home: …
After a month of chaos, on the first day she gets paid, Fujiwa Shibaki gives everyone a custom-made trash can as a thank-you gift. Anyone who refuses will be subjected to deafening, surround-sound sobbing.
Mori Ogai, surrounded by trash cans: …
Chuya Nakahara: I'm numb to it.
Dazai Osamu, who refused and is now deaf: I really can't thank you enough.
Though Fujiwa Shibaki's ability is genuinely formidable and her intelligence genuinely exceptional, everyone can only watch as she thrives in the Port Mafia, punching Shibusawa Tatsuhiko and kicking the Decay of the Angel, utterly invincible.
Fujiwa Shibaki: Yokohama really is a blessed place. Everyone here is talented and talks so nicely. This alien loves it here~
Everyone: Aah!!! Stay away from us!!!
Note:
1. Inspired by Fujiwa Erio, the heroine of Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko. That's right, my army of quirky, oddball girls has gained another member!
2. Eccentric thought process, indiscriminately tormenting everyone, absurd comedy, happy ending.
3. Canon character OOC warning.
4. Mainly Bungou Stray Dogs. No romance in the main story. The pairing is already decided: Oda Sakunosuke. Long live pure love!
Theme: The dream is to conquer the stars and seas.
It's well written. I haven't seen a secondary article like this with a sense of humor in a long time. The heroine of the radio series is also super cute~
Touch the baby, I love you, be good to you (Cat Mao Tie Tie. Jpg) ❤️
It's beautiful, it's beautiful, long live the people of the universe.
Teacher, please pay attention to your health [Bi Xin]
Teachers, please pay attention to your health. Your body is the most important thing!! [Touch head]
What show is Lao A slice? XD
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Ah ah ah, why is there no more?
Wow, this feels so sexy