Tsukiminosato Kaede is a first-year student at Jujutsu High, a Grade 3 sorcerer who seems to have popped out of some backwoods mountain hollow. She ends up in the same year as the Six-Eyed Prodigy, a once-in-a-century talent, a curse spirit manipulator, a talent seen once in a millennium, and a reverse cursed technique user, a talent seen once in ten thousand years. She seems like a poor, frazzled little chicken that has fallen into a nest of phoenixes, but for more than half a semester, none of her three classmates actually see her in person.
Skipping class? No, no. She is there, but it's all her counterparts from parallel worlds.
So here, you can see
A woman nearly two meters tall takes down a Grade 1 curse spirit in one move, then washes her hands, sprays perfume, and tidies herself up in one fluid motion. While knitting a scarf, she sobs, "They tested me at birth and said I'd differentiate into a sweet, soft Omega, but my second differentiation turned me into a stinky, hard Alpha. Why can't an Alpha be a cute little wife? Sob, sob..."
Gojo Satoru: "I'm that thing you call a Beta, but I can't get pregnant! I can't!"
Geto Suguru: "I... you... sigh..." (Words fail him, then come rushing back.)
Ieiri Shoko: "Does Jujutsu High need to build a separate bathroom? Can I dissect her?"
You can also see
A soft, helpless (?), beast-eared girl who wolfs down ten bowls of rice and five trays of food, then still can't help eating half a classroom in one bite while yelling that she's hungry.
Gojo Satoru: "Yes! No class!"
Geto Suguru: "6"
Ieiri Shoko: "Teacher Yaga's on his way. Seriously, can't I dissect her?"
And even
A bodybuilding champion-worthy She-Hulk Barbie, a dark guide accompanied by imaginary creatures, and a compassionate Buddhist girl who specializes in physical purification...
Gojo Satoru: "Not happy."
Geto Suguru: "."
Ieiri Shoko: "Dissect her... never mind."
At long last
"I'm back! Did everyone miss me?" The real deal finally makes her dazzling entrance, though it's hard to ignore the enormous indescribable monster beneath her feet.
"It's time, my friends! Let's overthrow the jujutsu world and save the world!" Tsukiminosato Kaede raises her arm and shouts. The red gem on her tongue flashes into view, shining with a brilliant halo and matching her fiery maple-red hair.
Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru, Ieiri Shoko: "9." Because 6 flipped over.
Note: 1. The heroine has various counterparts in parallel worlds, but you can think of them as the same person. Inspired by Martin Morning.
2. Nonsensical, silly comedy, no romance, no flirting, friendship all around.
3. Primarily Jujutsu Kaisen, with only a tiny bit of crossover from other worlds.
Theme: When there's no light outside, you can be the torch yourself.
