Zhao Xi transmigrates into a lousy short drama. Thanks to the principle that trash attracts trash, she becomes the third daughter of the doomed Zhao family. Her father keeps a mistress, her eldest brother was taken by a bandit chief the first time he went to attack bandits, and her second brother can never hold in his farts and crap at crucial moments…
Before she can even complain, she activates the Rise of the Beloved Wife System.
System: Host, you must save this drama’s male lead, Xie Yunzhi.
Zhao Xi: ? With my family’s lineup? And me, whose athletic school grades were at the bottom of the class?
Even the System thinks this family is specifically, spectacularly useless, so it gives Zhao Xi a Register of Famous Generals, which lets her use the male lead’s rescue points to summon historical generals.
Zhao Xi politely declines: Before we can summon anyone, our whole family will be dead.
In a hurry to log off, the System gives Zhao Xi another beginner’s bonus pack.
And so, Zhao Xi gains:
Max-level beloved-wife soup-making skills, with a version that quickly restores health and heals injuries.
Max-level beloved-wife mending skills, with a version that produces disposable, damage-proof armor.
Max-level beloved-wife inner-court-fighting slap skills, with a version that sends even pale-faced opponents flying two li.
Zhao Xi thinks that if she can save Xie Yunzhi, she can save the whole short-drama industry!
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Xie Yunzhi is actually a villain hiding beneath a righteous facade. Every day, all he thinks about is how to bring down this wretched world from the shadows, until… Zhao Xi appears.
From then on, he thinks about only one thing.
Bring Zhao Xi down first.
A few things to know:
1. 1v1.
2. The whole novel is already written, and I’ll start posting it once it’s finished.
Theme: If Heaven wants me dead, I’ll defy it.