The day Jiang Nange transmigrated into a book happened to be the day a huge number of people were sacrificed to the Twelve Cultivation Realms. No one could escape. Before she could even react, she was pushed into the sacrificial abyss.
At the bottom of the abyss, Jiang Nange narrowly survived and encountered the First Ancestor of the Realm of Death.
His face was flushed and his body burning hot. The other eleven realms were attacking him, all looking determined to snatch him away. Later, Jiang Nange learned they were fighting over the First Ancestor because he had a cauldron physique. Refining with him for one night was better than cultivating for ten years.
Jiang Nange: ...
Cheating! This is totally cheating!
Jiang Nange despised cultivators who cheated.
Jiang Nange went out and got beaten seven, eight, nine times.
Jiang Nange wanted to use a cauldron.
To keep the First Ancestor from feeling humiliated, Jiang Nange scoured ancient texts and learned that his beep could also be used to make pills and increase cultivation. So Jiang Nange went to the First Ancestor and asked earnestly, "Xie Xuan, can I..."
Xie Xuan answered without hesitation: "Sure."
Jiang Nange: "Really? I can use your beep to make pills?"
Xie Xuan: ?
Why isn't she thinking about dual cultivation?
Why does she only want my beep?
Why doesn't she want me?
Don't they say women need to eat well to have the energy to make a living? So does that mean the figure I've maintained for hundreds of years is a joke?
Xie Xuan refused.
But in the end, Jiang Nange still got it, except... her hand got sore. (The First Ancestor, who had cultivated for years, really can take a lot of beeping...)
A good-for-nothing talent, laid-back Cultivation King VS a seemingly delicate but actually tough widower with a son
Reader's Guide:
1. The male lead has a grown-up son, the fruit of the male and female leads' love (not in the biological sense).
2. The female lead has had many exes, but it's one-on-one in the present day.
Theme: The world is so absurd, I'm going to become an immortal
