Xing Yan knows very well that he's a sapiosexual and a total looks enthusiast.
Recently, he really has developed a sapiosexual crush on someone.
He doesn't know what they look like or how old they are, but they're thoughtful,
can help him solve any difficult problem, and can keep up with any conversation.
People a few years older really are different.
Even through the screen, Xing Yan imagines them as a handsome man with broad shoulders and a slim waist, the gentle, highly educated type.
His phone buzzed twice, and his fantasy crush sent him a new message.
[I've finished cleaning up the file.]
[It's going to rain tomorrow. Remember to bring an umbrella.]
The default Xianyu profile picture really does have a way of shattering one's fantasies.
It's fine. He'll indulge them.
That's right, Xing Yan's fantasy crush is a Xianyu shop owner.
At first, Xing Yan just placed an order to ask about schoolwork.
Later, he started instinctively asking them about all sorts of everyday problems on Xianyu, from clearing a blocked drain to blowing a fuse while cooking instant noodles...
Then, after stepping in to help someone, Xing Yan sat down by the roadside, limping.
He struggled to open Xianyu.
Y: [Can you help me book a hospital appointment?]
Default Xianyu Profile Picture: [What happened?]
Y: [I had a little accident.]
[Can you book an appointment for me at the nearest hospital?]
[Location sent]
Default Xianyu Profile Picture: [I've called you a car. It'll be there in five minutes.]
[I'm booking your appointment now and have arranged someone to accompany you.]
Xing Yan's tears flowed in a wide, wavy line:
No wonder they're older. So efficient and thoughtful.
I love them even more.
At the hospital entrance, as soon as the car came to a stop, Xing Yan saw a man in a brown coat striding toward him, his gaze fixed on him.
He struggled to open the car door and fell right into the man's woodsy-scented embrace.
Are hospital escorts all this high-quality now?
Xing Yan: Goodbye, Xianyu shop owner
My true love has arrived
Lying in his hospital bed, Xing Yan struggled to message the Xianyu shop owner.
[I've been admitted. Thank you.]
[P.S. The escort was so high-quality, practically the sapiosexual boyfriend of my dreams, ]
[How much do I owe? Send me a payment link.]
Default Xianyu Profile Picture: [That's good.]
Then they immediately sent him a link.
Without even looking at the price, Xing Yan paid with one-tap payment.
Wait, 3691.7?
The escort didn't use his medical insurance?!
Xing Yan went back to check the link:
[Sapiosexual boyfriend, ready to ship immediately.]
??? What the heck is this?
The escort pushed the door open and spoke slowly:
"Sign for your delivery."
"...?!"
Later, Xing Yan learned that
3691.7 was the total amount he'd spent on Xianyu.
It was also the price he paid to buy Chu Yuyu's future.
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