A Yandere Landmine, Now Stalked by a Damp, Inhuman Being

[Yandere Landmine × Damp, Inhuman Lover Who Dates Under N Different Identities, 1v1, Both Pure, Happy Ending]

Lu Shi is a pale, pretty late-night streamer with three or five earrings and a tongue piercing, but a terrible personality. Lately, he's been troubled by one thing: Why do his boyfriends never live very long?

1.

Lu Shi's first love was a pink slime.

He found it in the foul-smelling ditch outside his door. If he hadn't taken it home, the slime would have melted into a puddle of fluorescent pink wastewater.

Lu Shi devotedly cared for the glittering slime. He couldn't help rubbing and mixing it with various parts of his body, then cutting off a little piece and eating it.

It was sweet and sour, and delicious.

One morning, the slime left without saying goodbye, leaving only a bright pink pattern on his lower abdomen, with the cursive letters "yi" crookedly assembled in the middle.

Crying, Lu Shi carried a little shovel on his back and, on a dark and windy night, buried a puddle of bright pink water in the cemetery.

And just like that, his first love with the pink slime ended in a BE.

2.

Lu Shi's second lover was a refined and gentle man.

He met him while paying his respects at the cemetery to the first love who had left without a word. Just then, a torrential downpour began, and the man held a wide umbrella over them both, his voice gentle:

"He surely wouldn't want you to get rained on, either."

Lu Shi gazed into those honey-colored eyes, fell head over heels, and quickly confirmed their relationship.

Before long, however, he found records of his lover hooking up with online porn stars.

Crying, Lu Shi plunged a knife right through his lover, then buried him beside the pink slime's tombstone.

And just like that, his romance with the refined, gentle man ended in a BE.

3.

Lu Shi's Nth lover was a street thug with dyed blond hair.

When Lu Shi accidentally stumbled into a street brawl, the other man rescued him with a cold expression. He heard the blond man's voice beside his ear:

"It's dangerous to run around like that, you know?"

He hurriedly thanked him, sneaking a glance at the blond man's striking, sculpted features as his cheeks burned.

But Lu Shi had learned from his past mistakes. He decided to do it first and fall in love later: no feelings, just sex!

Then, one late night in an alley, he and the blond man confessed their feelings to each other. Just as Lu Shi thought he had finally found true love, a stray bullet struck the blond man in the forehead. His handsome face split apart, and blood and flesh sprayed across Lu Shi's face.

Crying, Lu Shi dragged the headless blond man into the cemetery and buried him alongside the many other tombstones.

And just like that, his romance with the blond thug ended in a BE.

Surely a terrible person like him didn't deserve love.

Even so,

Lu Shi really wanted a happy-ending romance!

4.

Before taking human form, yi was a slime-like inhuman creature living in the depths of the ocean.

Every day, all he felt was emptiness and incompleteness.

Until he met Lu Shi, a being who could correct him and make him whole.

After completing his transformation, yi needed to borrow identities to date. He successively ate N people, including the gentle man, the arrogant CEO, and the blond thug. From the bottom of his heart, he thought:

He really wanted to have a happy-ending romance with Lu Shi.

He wanted Lu Shi to belong to him completely, inside and out, body and soul...

P.S.:

1. Yandere landmine seme × damp, inhuman uke

2. They both love each other so much, a romance where they rush toward each other (or is it an illness?)

3. Set in a fictional world. Please don't compare it to real life.

Theme: Perseverance leads to victory