Golden Finger Distributor, But I Turned It In

Lin Yan is bound to a System called Golden Finger Distributor. In this turbulent world on the brink of the apocalypse, he must hand out golden fingers to help humanity save itself.

But the System malfunctions and broadcasts his inner thoughts.

And so...

A university lecturer is asleep when he suddenly hears an unfamiliar voice.

"Didn't my neighbor say her husband teaches advanced calculus? I'll give him this Showbiz System!"

The lecturer, who now really has a voice in his head introducing itself as the Showbiz System: !!!

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The authorities spring into action.

To get more benefits from the System, they have the lecturer record every advanced calculus course available online and put him in charge of the Youth Study program.

He successfully unlocks the achievement [The People's Idol! The Peak of Infamy!].

After finally using the System to survive one wave of the apocalypse, Lin Yan finds himself handing out more and more golden fingers.

"A More Children, More Blessings System? What's the use of that?"

"What do you mean, you need 12 babies to bring good fortune? No modern person can have 12 babies in a lifetime! Give it to the fish at home, and it'll become a real lucky koi."

"And a Petty Theft System? That's not right, is it?"

"Never mind, as long as it works. Let's give one to our bureau chief. The Host of a Petty Theft System starts out as a bureau chief? System, you're really in luck!"

Lin Yan, who protected the world just by handing out golden fingers at home: What a lovely day!

Official staff, frazzled: No, don't give the Daji System to our diplomat... Where are the officials assigned to Lin Yan? Get to his place and stop him... Wait, why did Lin Yan give the Daji golden finger to the diplomat?!

Feng Zhixing, inexplicably bound to the Daji System: ???

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