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Zhou Liuxing is an ordinary high school girl, newly enrolled.
She has an ordinary family, ordinary looks, an ordinary personality, ordinary grades, and ordinary plans for the future. She's about as ordinary as a high school student can be.
Zhou Liuxing has five equally ordinary roommates.
The kind one in Bed One.
She keeps a gun under her pillow, but that's perfectly ordinary.
The tsundere in Bed Two.
She'll suddenly claim to be a young heiress from the capital and hand out pocket money to everyone, but that's perfectly ordinary.
The fanfic writer in Bed Three.
She draws plenty of high-quality, scandalous art of bizarre pairings, but that's perfectly ordinary.
The volleyball player in Bed Four.
One slap from her can split a watermelon into six equal wedges, but that's perfectly ordinary.
The quiet one in Bed Six.
She always manages to warn everyone in an uncanny way before the teacher checks their dorm, saving their lives in time, but that's perfectly ordinary.
"See, ordinary people like us spend every night running down streets full of anomalies and fighting enemies who defy science to the death...
"Then we get back to our dorm before sunrise, wash up in a hurry, put on our uniforms, race to the cafeteria, and run to class with hot dry noodles in our hands.
"It's all perfectly ordinary, endlessly repeated parts of our everyday youth, right? That's how every high school student lives, isn't it?"
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1. A lighthearted, absurd, atypical account of a high school girl's daily life. Mostly about ordinary schoolwork and crude toilet humor, with occasional shifts into magical-girl stories, mecha battles, or scenes from a low-budget horror movie suitable for minors.
2. All people, place names, political groups, course content, and mentions of apple snails, sinus fluid, and crude toilet humor in this story are entirely fictional. Nothing is intended to allude to or imply anything.
3. Enjoy reading.
Theme: Take in a wide range of knowledge, then distill it. Build up strength over time, then let it shine.
