Song Qingyan was as radiant as jade, peerlessly handsome, but had been left gravely ill after being framed.
He should have placed first in all three imperial examinations, entered the court, become a powerful and celebrated minister, and avenged his mother.
Instead, a rumor claimed that men with a red mole on their shoulder could bear children. The emperor issued an edict marrying him to the foolish Prince Jin, ending his path to office.
Song Qingyan: If I can't become a powerful minister, I'll kill the emperor and take the throne myself.
On his first day as Prince Jin's husband, Song Qingyan planned to kill the tyrant, groom Prince Jin for the throne, and rule as regent.
On the second day, he decided Prince Jin was useless. He would fake a pregnancy, adopt a child, put the child on the throne, and rule as regent.
Four months into the marriage, he became pregnant. The rumor that he could bear children was true after all, and now he could ascend the throne with a child in tow.
On the Nth day of their marriage, Song Qingyan discovered that his foolish husband and the tyrant were one and the same. The tyrant suffered from a split soul disorder, with the fool and the tyrant taking turns in the same body.
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After his wedding to Song Qingyan, Xiao Yan's episodes became increasingly erratic.
The first time he came to his senses in front of Song Qingyan,
he saw a beauty straight out of a painting and flew into a rage.
Song Qingyan had actually seduced him, betraying his younger brother. How could he, an emperor, fall for Song Qingyan's tricks and become his kept lover?
The second time he came to his senses, he was in Song Qingyan's bed.
Xiao Yan thought Song Qingyan had tempted him again, yet he couldn't resist kissing the beauty's lips and stealing a taste of their intimate night.
The usually unhinged Xiao Yan had to choose between having his brother's wife or his brother executed. He chose instead to be a lover who couldn't even claim a proper place in Song Qingyan's life.
The third time Xiao Yan came to his senses in front of Song Qingyan,
Song Qingyan took his hand, guided it to his belly, and gently told him, "I'm pregnant."
He had actually gotten Song Qingyan pregnant with his child.
Xiao Yan gently caressed Song Qingyan, too. "I'll take good care of you both."
Then he heard Song Qingyan call out the fool's name and tell him to be a good father.
Xiao Yan felt as if he had plunged into an icy abyss.
He soon managed to comfort himself. He was generous enough to accept that the three of them living happily together was what mattered most.
He would definitely kill Prince Jin.
Then he, Song Qingyan, and their child could live happily as a family of three.
Later, Xiao Yan could no longer restrain his feelings and forcibly took Song Qingyan for himself.
Furious, Song Qingyan slapped him across the face. "You lunatic."
Xiao Yan's eyes bloodshot, he seized Song Qingyan's hand and pressed him step by step, demanding in a fit of madness, "If a fool like him can have you, why can't I?"
Bonus scene:
The fool's hopeful question: Yan Yan, can I be your devoted lapdog like yesterday? I'll call you Mother.
Song Qingyan: Shut up Σ(▼□▼メ)
Cold and ruthless, a sickly beauty determined to kill his husband and seize the throne, paired with a shamelessly flirtatious, loyal puppy of a prince (and an emperor who doesn't realize he's a lovesick, domineering obsessive).
1. A super sweet romance.
2. The love interest keeps flashing his secret identity, gets jealous of himself, drives himself mad with jealousy, and doesn't even know he has a split personality.
3. The protagonist is a sickly beauty, beautiful, strong, and tragic. Even when they argue, the love interest has to consider whether it'll upset his wife. Yan Yan is everyone's favorite, the most beautiful and strongest of all!
Coming soon: What Is There to Fall for in a Vile, Universally Hated Person?
Song Qixue was born into a prestigious family and had never known hardship.
One day, Song Qixue awakened to his character identity and became bound to a System, learning that he was the universally hated fake young master in a novel.
System: Just turn over a new leaf and win the real young master's favor, and you'll survive.
Song Qixue's lips curved into a faint smile. "Okay."
Song Qixue immediately slapped the real young master, who had yet to be brought back to the family.
System: "...You'll die if you do that."
Song Qixue: "I'd rather be a villain than live a miserable life. Once my identity is exposed, I'll run away. Who would be stupid enough to suck up to other people?"
System: Don't panic. Its Host is evolving from cannon fodder into a villain.
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Faced with the real young master who threatened his position, Song Qixue alternated between slapping him and giving him sweet treats, keeping him placated.
But the real young master gradually fell for Song Qixue's honeyed words.
Faced with his strict older brother, Song Qixue sat on his lap and complained that his brother didn't care enough about him, which was why he had let Song Qixue turn bad.
His brother carefully pulled Song Qixue into his arms to apologize, condemning himself for harboring improper feelings for his own younger brother.
Faced with the imperial prince who despised him, Song Qixue put on a passionate performance.
The imperial prince who hated Song Qixue swore he would never like him, but later fell hopelessly in love with him.
Whenever Song Qixue put on an act, the federation's commander watched, trading barbs with him and calling him shallow. But when Song Qixue was about to marry the imperial prince, the commander panicked.
Then the real young master's identity was accidentally revealed, and Song Qixue ran without hesitation.
After Song Qixue fled, everyone went mad searching for him.
Already on the run, Song Qixue thought about how no one could find him to cause trouble anymore and couldn't help sneering. "What a joke. Bunch of idiots."
He soon stopped laughing when he discovered he was pregnant.
He couldn't even take care of himself. How was he supposed to raise a child?
Before long, Song Qixue latched onto an old baby to take care of him and his child.
That very day, Song Qixue got into the old man's bed.
A month later, Song Qixue slapped his prenatal checkup results down in front of him.
The old man: "...Are you saying we've been together for a month, but the baby's already three months along?"
Song Qixue replied with complete confidence, "What's wrong with that?"
The old man: "Nothing."
After all, if Song Qixue hadn't been pregnant, the old man would never have stood a chance with him.
The old man decided to take Song Qixue home so he could rest during his pregnancy.
He carried Song Qixue off a private spacecraft as cameras flashed nonstop. A crowd of important people had come to greet them, including his own older brother, the prime minister, and the imperial prince...
Song Qixue: "..."
He desperately wanted to escape, but the old man was carrying him, and he couldn't get away.
The old man walked up to the imperial prince. "This is my wife, my queen, and your mother."
The imperial prince stared at Song Qixue. "Mother?"
Song Qixue: "..." The old man was actually the long-vanished ruler of the empire.
1. A genuinely vile, spoiled, and demanding protagonist with sky-high self-esteem. He'll stop at nothing, knows how to act cute, and is always ready to find someone to support him. He sometimes puts on an act, but his true nature is that of a little cat who scratches when displeased. Once he's sure he's loved, he'll trample all over other people's boundaries, and even his lies are carelessly made up.
2. A series of one-on-one relationships at different stages.
Theme: Long years require us to heal one another
I have read the author for more than ten years. In fact, what you write is quite good. The writing style is smooth and easy to read. Sometimes you can not be too demanding on yourself. Of course, writing better is your pursuit and I support you.
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I think it looks good I specifically clicked in to see if there was any update, and the result was a bolt from the blue.
What's going on this year? Why are all my favorite articles discontinued? [Covering face and crying]
Ah, tonic. When I came back from work and saw this, I lost all my strength. It's really beautiful.
It's okay, just adjust yourself well, I'll wait for you to write a new article!!!
🙏 Teacher, you actually write quite well and it's very comfortable to read.
Very cute author Da Mo Mo Ji